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What are Nub fans more scared of?

What are nub fans more scared of?

  • Total voters
    54
1. The numbers 62 and 36.

2. Anything with a slope of greater than 3% (excluding manure piles.)

3. Mirrors

4. Scales (other than those used to measure ingredients for meth.)

5. Tornadoes or other winds strong enough to turn over a trailer home.

6. Acknowledging that they are no longer relevant in college football much less a power.

7. Maury and a DNA test.

8. Having Surveryor and his wife/cousin move in to the trailer next door.

9. Actual admission and academic standards apply to the University in Lincoln.

10. A machine that automates the french fry making process resulting in significant unemployment of fusker fans nationwide.

And yes both options in the poll.
 
SpacemanSpiff said:
Not being adored and respected by everyone. Oh, and CU football.
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This is the correct answer. Those ****s get off on being called the classiest fans[1][2]








[1] they aren’t classy, they just can’t smell their own **** that they roll around in daily. **** those stupid ****s
[2] CU exposed them for what they are. They are right to fear us
 
This:

"In psychology, the phenomenon of Basking in Reflected Glory (BRGing) helps to explain how the performance of one's favorite sports team can change one's sense of self-worth. Specifically, people will symbolically associate themselves with others, such as sports teams, in order that their successes rub off on themselves, increasing one's own self-esteem."

:ROFLMAO:
 
14er said:
This:

"In psychology, the phenomenon of Basking in Reflected Glory (BRGing) helps to explain how the performance of one's favorite sports team can change one's sense of self-worth. Specifically, people will symbolically associate themselves with others, such as sports teams, in order that their successes rub off on themselves, increasing one's own self-esteem."

:ROFLMAO:
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Boston fans.
 
Busch Light, or Milwaukee’s Best stop being produced. Doral light/ultra light 100’s stop being produced. Fast food chains fold up and move out. Anything resembling the progression of society. Anything that may challenge their sanctimony - legalized gambling (already in IA, MO, SD) and legalized Cannabis (Tom Osborne says it’s bad). Oh and any kind of weather approaching, like bitching about it will stop it from happening, yet they drive in snow storms for trivial reasons and go outside during severe wind storms with heavy rain and hail or tornadoes.
 
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