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When Clark Evans wants popcorn...

DeNiro

DeNiro

My Dixie Wrecked
He just breathes on Nebraska...:popcorn:
(I have posted this before...but it just felt right for this week)

Is there a better way to rally Albuffers then to start up the Clark Evans threads again!
 
Clark Evans is such a man, the NCAA is considering a rule change in the event CE gets in the game. Preliminarily it's called "Roughing the Linebacker".


Hope this doesnt burn us. :lol:
 
Clark Evans once swallowed a Rubik's Cube whole to prove a point.
When it came out, he had it solved.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITxSBc3apKc"]YouTube- Animated Rubiks Cube[/ame]
 
AlferdJasper said:
Clark Evans once threw a football so hard, it broke the speed of light, went back in time and knocked Tom Osbourne out cold in 1973.
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Should've come back in 1990 to knock the little bitch out when she voted against her own conference for the MNC.
 
It's impossible, Lois could never have Clark Evans' baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

Sure, why not?

He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would not kill him because he is Clark Evans.
 
Rugged said:
It's impossible, Lois could never have Clark Evans' baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

Sure, why not?

He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would not kill him because he is Clark Evans.
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:thumbsup: love the Mallrats reference!!
 
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