When will Herm Edwards...

[DeNiro]

We need to predict and keep track of Herm’s moves this year and how he reacts. Feel free to add to the list.

Complain to the ref about the clock not stopping for the 2 minute warning.

Complain to the ref about how the clock operator keeps stopping the clock after a first down for the other team.

Tries to throw the challenge flag because he saw the receiver only get one foot in.

OT....

Calling the out of conference schedule preseason.

Trying to rim the roster to 53 in the “preseason”

Is glad that first “preseason” loss doesn’t count and reminds the players they play to win the game.

Calls HCMM to try and trade for a DB and maybe even offer a 3rd round pick in the deal.

Tries to extend a SR players contract.

Fines a dude $10,000 (oh wait Herm doesn’t discipline, or does he?).

Fires his DC for being a poor Head Coach

Realizes their mascot is the devil.

 

[leftybuff]

Trying to rim the roster to 53 in the “preseason”

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Herm rimming the roster sounds like vintage All Strippers U. He should fit right in.

 

[PAHIBuff]

How many days will Herm Edwards work past 5:00 PM? I don't think he's probably a bad human being, I just don't think get gets what he's signed on for. The over/under of when he blows up in a post game pressed IMO is 6 games.

 

[PAHIBuff]

Presser

 

[CULifer]

How many days will Herm Edwards work past 5:00 PM? I don't think he's probably a bad human being, I just don't think get gets what he's signed on for. The over/under of when he blows up in a post game pressed IMO is 6 games.

O/u is more like halftime of first game, if we include random semi-Trumpesque tangents.

 

[PAHIBuff]

O/u is more like halftime of first game, if we include random semi-Trumpesque tangents.

Hermie Tweet Bombs!

 

[Jaximus]

+

= Scandal

 

[PAHIBuff]

Future baristas or the significant others of car dealers or hot tub salesmen.

 

[skibum]

0,1,1,1

And I normally prefer brunettes.

 

[BuffNut99]

ASU plays UTSA first in 2018. Early bird upset alert.

 

[Duff Man]

ASU plays UTSA first in 2018. Early bird upset alert.

UTSA
Michigan State
@ San Diego State
@ Washington

Not exactly a nice way to break in a new coaching staff.

 

[leftybuff]

UTSA
Michigan State
@ San Diego State
@ Washington

Not exactly a nice way to break in a new coaching staff.

But a pretty good way to break a new coaching staff.

 

[ahoelsken]

UTSA
Michigan State
@ San Diego State
@ Washington

Not exactly a nice way to break in a new coaching staff.

Three words for that: Zero and Four.

 

[Fight CU]

0,1,1,1

And I normally prefer brunettes.

****ing whatever dude.

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

****ing whatever dude.

apparently not, amirite?

 

[goalline]

0,1,1,1

And I normally prefer brunettes.

It's all good. Their roots are showing.

 

[ahoelsken]

0,1,1,1

And I normally prefer brunettes.

WRONG. 8,9,9,8

 

[Buffskier]

Would, would, would, would.

 

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[Heywood]

= Scandal

Did, did, did, did.

 

[BuffPride88]

They look smart

 

[Ruckus]

+

= Scandal

0,1,1,1

And I normally prefer brunettes.

Nah man, you’re not gonna reject the brunette. Do your research.

https://www.tempe12.com/the-12-girls/sarah-losasso-15/

 

[skibum]

Nah man, you’re not gonna reject the brunette. Do your research.

https://www.tempe12.com/the-12-girls/sarah-losasso-15/

She's got the chucky forehead and eyes. And once you see it, it can't be unseen.

Although you could always bag it.

(Yes, I'm probably going to hell for that last comment.)

 

[Jaximus]

I'd choose #4. She seems spunky. Also, boobs.

 

[PAHIBuff]

All four are going to be overweight in 20 years.

 

[Darth Snow]

All four are going to be overweight in 20 years.

The ****

 

[PAHIBuff]

The ****

It's sad, I know.

 

[Burrito]

All four are going to be overweight in 20 years.

By how much? Asking for a friend.

 

[patebuff]

All four are going to be overweight in 20 years.

That's a risk every man would be willing to take

 

[jizzrag85]

Nah man, you’re not gonna reject the brunette. Do your research.

https://www.tempe12.com/the-12-girls/sarah-losasso-15/

Meh. Body of a 12 year old gymnast and she kind of has a weird face. She certainly isn’t ugly by any means but she doesn’t do it for me.