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Why I Live in Texas

Always BUFF

I post stupid ****
Other than the BBQ and no snow
High School scrimmage tomorrow night..Cameron Yeo winners of 3 of the last 4 3A Div 1 titles. 3 rings Traion Smith..so sad he tore his ACL in the champ game would've been a 4peat. I was told to get there early or we won't get a seat..usually draws around 2,500 at a school of 418 enrollment.
They don't check hand held containers thank God..it was 102 today probably hit the trunk at 1/2 time for a refresher.
 
Missed the point boys..I get to watch football tomorrow night at a pretty high level...the kid that sacks my groceries has 2 Div 1 offers already..
The BBQ alone is worth living here it's called air conditioning, besides I don't have to drive around Denver and worry about some fool with a 4 wheel drive thinking he can stop on a dime and a_s end me.
I forgot to mention the oranges will be ripe in about 3 months.
I wish we could've held on to Carr...
 
When I saw the title, I thought the body of the post would read: "I lost a bet".

Although having a D1 athlete sack my groceries is something I definitely lack in life.
 
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Always BUFF said:
Missed the point boys..I get to watch football tomorrow night at a pretty high level...the kid that sacks my groceries has 2 Div 1 offers already..
The BBQ alone is worth living here it's called air conditioning, besides I don't have to drive around Denver and worry about some fool with a 4 wheel drive thinking he can stop on a dime and a_s end me.
I forgot to mention the oranges will be ripe in about 3 months.
I wish we could've held on to Carr...
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I'm sure there's plenty of fellas in Texas willing to ass end you, but they definitely won't consider it stopping on a "dime".
 
I can't wrap my head around the local high school as a social center. Never really fit for me. My parents recently visited friends in Texas who planned a night to get a little dressed up and all go to a play. To the surprise of my parents, the performance was at the local high school performed by students. Their friends didn't have a kid involved in the play (their kids are grown adults who live elsewhere in the country). This was in a major Dallas suburb. I find this to be incredibly weird. But I'm glad that there is a place for people who like that sort of thing.
 
To be clear, I'm glad people want to live in Texas. I did for a while, but don't intend to again.
 
Mission accomplished..something about getting to see some football and ba da boom ba da bing.
Every morning at 5:30 a. m. with a cup of coffee reading about the B&G
 
We plan to..at this time of year you'll take what you can get.
I binged the 94 season other than the UT game a week a go. I started to wonder how many RBs we've had here since that could've put up Salaam #s with that line? Might not of hit 2,000 but I thought of a couple
Charles or Purify.
 
Uncle Ken said:
Just to be clear, you're willing to endure sub-standard BBQ
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So much wrong in this statement. I've had every type of BBQ known to man, finally adding Carolina to to mix once I got out here, and Texas BBQ is the best hands down.
Nothing like low and slow oak smoke on any variety of meat.
Your time in Northern Virginia has seriously fuuuucked up your BBQ pallette.
 
Always BUFF said:
Other than the BBQ and no snow
High School scrimmage tomorrow night..Cameron Yeo winners of 3 of the last 4 3A Div 1 titles. 3 rings Traion Smith..so sad he tore his ACL in the champ game would've been a 4peat. I was told to get there early or we won't get a seat..usually draws around 2,500 at a school of 418 enrollment.
They don't check hand held containers thank God..it was 102 today probably hit the trunk at 1/2 time for a refresher.
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I thought you were going to say it was because all your exes live in Tennessee.
 
Apparently the tail gating is pretty good before them there high school games too.
 
I have been in Texas now for a half hour, no Hopadillo on draft, **** it off to Denver.
 
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