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Nebraska at it again...

I was going to just stay away from all this...it just wasn't worth my or anyone else's time. But the reporting of this crap is just unbelievable.

The facts...Sam was waiting for a parking spot to open up...he had even asked the guy pulling out before hand if he was leaving. The other car pulls up while Sam is waiting for the other car to clear and darts into the parking spot. Sam never used any profanity but asked the girl what she was doing and that he had been waiting for the parking spot. She refuses even to roll down her window...Sam is enfuriated and throws his empty McDonalds styrofoam drink cup (it was a small) at her front bumper. The car he was throwing at was quartering away from him so I would call it a fade route. He hit the bumper and then realizing littering was a venial sin...he picked up the cup and placed in the proper recepticle.

I can't even stay serious about this travesty of justice. Anyway, he did drive away and find another parking spot. He never swore, meant no one any harm but was obviously enfuriated by the rude behaviour of the other driver. There are witnesses who can corraborate everything said here and that they told Sam at the time they would have done far worse if this girl had pulled the same rude action on them.

word is that the styrofoam cup almost totalled the car.

Anyway, thanks for reading the truth. Sorry it isn't as interesting as some of the other stories.
 
I read that that styrofoam paper cup was filled with nails.

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STYROFOAM !!!??? Doesn't that asshole care about the environment ? :lol:
 
DustyRhodes said:
I was going to just stay away from all this...it just wasn't worth my or anyone else's time. But the reporting of this crap is just unbelievable.

The facts...Sam was waiting for a parking spot to open up...he had even asked the guy pulling out before hand if he was leaving. The other car pulls up while Sam is waiting for the other car to clear and darts into the parking spot. Sam never used any profanity but asked the girl what she was doing and that he had been waiting for the parking spot. She refuses even to roll down her window...Sam is enfuriated and throws his empty McDonalds styrofoam drink cup (it was a small) at her front bumper. The car he was throwing at was quartering away from him so I would call it a fade route. He hit the bumper and then realizing littering was a venial sin...he picked up the cup and placed in the proper recepticle.

I can't even stay serious about this travesty of justice. Anyway, he did drive away and find another parking spot. He never swore, meant no one any harm but was obviously enfuriated by the rude behaviour of the other driver. There are witnesses who can corraborate everything said here and that they told Sam at the time they would have done far worse if this girl had pulled the same rude action on them.

word is that the styrofoam cup almost totalled the car.

Anyway, thanks for reading the truth. Sorry it isn't as interesting as some of the other stories.
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I had EXACTLY the same thing happen to me once. It was a fat lady in a cadillac and I had my three kids. Anyway, I was so furious, I had stern words for the lady then drove off. Even to this day, 15 years later, I wish I had let the air out of her tires.

I'll bet Keller has no problem finding, umm, "witnesses," though. I can see the court hearing now. The report will read, "80,000 eye witnesses had to be turned away in Sam Keller's court hearing today." :lol:
 
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Man, the nu kampus kops kind of remind me of the ones at CU. :huh:
 
DustyRhodes said:
I was going to just stay away from all this...it just wasn't worth my or anyone else's time. But the reporting of this crap is just unbelievable.

The facts...Sam was waiting for a parking spot to open up...he had even asked the guy pulling out before hand if he was leaving. The other car pulls up while Sam is waiting for the other car to clear and darts into the parking spot. Sam never used any profanity but asked the girl what she was doing and that he had been waiting for the parking spot. She refuses even to roll down her window...Sam is enfuriated and throws his empty McDonalds styrofoam drink cup (it was a small) at her front bumper. The car he was throwing at was quartering away from him so I would call it a fade route. He hit the bumper and then realizing littering was a venial sin...he picked up the cup and placed in the proper recepticle.

I can't even stay serious about this travesty of justice. Anyway, he did drive away and find another parking spot. He never swore, meant no one any harm but was obviously enfuriated by the rude behaviour of the other driver. There are witnesses who can corraborate everything said here and that they told Sam at the time they would have done far worse if this girl had pulled the same rude action on them.

word is that the styrofoam cup almost totalled the car.

Anyway, thanks for reading the truth. Sorry it isn't as interesting as some of the other stories.
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I know a person is full of **** when he starts off by saying "the facts" on the internet message board.:lol: I bet sam asked her in his best hugh grant voice. What a super nice guy. Silly Fuskers.
I would've been pissed. I probably wouldve called her every name in the book. So what he yelled at her and tossed his cup. 75% of you wouldve done the same thing. It's a joke that they are even pressing charges. If it happened at CU the fuskers would be all over the board talking ****.
 
66BUFF said:
maybe the lady was a CU grad :smile2:
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I heard it was the back up QB dequised as a girl and was trying to get Keller kicked off the team. It's a conspiracy man.

Besides what kind of a pussy throws a fit over a parking lot and yells at a girl. If it's true I'm guessing he'll be out for most of the season with a hang nail or something.
 
look at the NU posters line up and defend "their guy" and some philosophical justifications about parking. what a bunch of nimrods.
 
Considering he is D1 College football QB with a big strong arm, couldnt him throwing something at this lady be considered assault with a deadly weapon? Lock him up, throw away the key!!!!!
 
Here in Lincoln, the only thing people are concerned about was Sam's form and if if was a spiral with any zip on it. It's pretty funny. Way out of hand here, like everything else, blown WAY out of proportion.

People just want to talk NU football here (in NE), no matter what it is.
 
Hawk Love said:
So the styrofoam cup is now securely locked away in a dresk drawer in Callahan's office?
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YMSSR. Damn. I didn't know I had repped you so recently. Nice work. Subtle, yet effective. Right on the money. Well played!
 
Costa Rica Buff said:
Ditto.....but he's still an idiot for throwing the cup
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Only because it accomplished nothing. I have a tow strap I keep in my truck for hunting. I probably would have gotten so pissed that I would have pulled her car out of the space and left it in the middle of the road.
 
It's a stupid charge for anyone whether it be a NU player or not. I probably would have done something a lot worse, but that's me and my road rage. :smile2:
 
Blackshirts said:
Now this made me laugh! You can buy the cup that Sam Keller threw on Ebay! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200092664251 :lol: Pssst....It's not real!
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Aside from the fact that there's absolutely no way in hell to authenticate that it's the right cup, are we really supposed to believe that this cup...
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Did this much damage to a car? :lol:

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sackman said:
Aside from the fact that there's absolutely no way in hell to authenticate that it's the right cup, are we really supposed to believe that this cup...



Did this much damage to a car? :lol:

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According to the fuskers, his arm is just that strong... FEAR THE KELLER!!! :lol: :lol:
 
young guy made a mistake, that's all.

in my early 20s, i would probably have rammed her car or something, so i am not going to criticize him too much for throwing a cup. i can't believe he got charged for that. it is stupid.

i can think how pissed i would have been at that age. it doesn't make it right, but i ain't going to judge him too harshly for this.

could you imagine if this happened in boulder? they'd have the football player jailed and a civil suit would be filed by the girl the next day against CU for a "culture of entitlement" for athletes... :sad1:

you have to remember, at the end of the day, these are basically kids. they aren't going to always do the right thing. this is no different than the student body as a whole, but these guys are under the spotlight so they have to be "better" than their peers, but sometimes, they slip up.
 
Oh hell, I'm not judging the kid. Like you said, I'd probably do the same thing - or worse - in the same situation at that age. His biggest lapse of judgement was transferring to *ebraska to begin with. That alone is reason to question his intelligence.
 
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