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Worst mascots

Bienemy4life said:
Was he always Lil Red? I thought he was Herbie Husker?
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two different mascots....at some point in the 90s they kind of phased herbie out to try and get away from their 'farmer', 'hick' image....and developed lil red.

pedey brought back a more muscular and modern version of herbie.
 
You ever remember when you were a kid and had those damn inflatable clowns that wouldn't fall down? No matter how ****ing hard you hit the damn thing it wouldn't fall over? Also, no matter what you did you couldn't control yourself and you just went crazy on the damn thing? That's want I want to do to 'lil red when I see him. I want to punch him and kick him until he finally falls over and stays down. I just shake my head when I look at him!
 
RuffBuff said:
two different mascots....at some point in the 90s they kind of phased herbie out to try and get away from their 'farmer', 'hick' image....and developed lil red.

pedey brought back a more muscular and modern version of herbie.
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I knew Herbie Juiced!!!
 
We like Willie because he does more than most mascots, who just dance around like fags on the sidelines entertaining children.

Anyways, this is just a blog.
 
Saulbadguy said:
We like Willie because he does more than most mascots, who just dance around like fags on the sidelines entertaining children.
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Examples? I've seen him ride a Harley....but in all honesty I can't say I watch him. My point is he looks retarded.
 
Highflyer said:
Examples? I've seen him ride a Harley....but in all honesty I can't say I watch him. My point is he looks retarded.
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Does the pushups after we score and then leads the "K-S-U" cheer, he does skits, makes fun of the other mascots, is in alot of our videos (including the POWERTOWEL VIDEO!!!), he is just more involved in the game than I've seen from other mascots at other schools.

Last weekend he had a stuffed buffalo he was carrying around on a rope. "Chip" attempted to take it from him, but failed, as Willie got it back. He attempted to lasso Chip, that would have been great if it had worked - and probably would have started a fight.
 
Saulbadguy said:
Does the pushups after we score and then leads the "K-S-U" cheer, he does skits, makes fun of the other mascots, is in alot of our videos (including the POWERTOWEL VIDEO!!!), he is just more involved in the game than I've seen from other mascots at other schools.

Last weekend he had a stuffed buffalo he was carrying around on a rope. "Chip" attempted to take it from him, but failed, as Willie got it back. He attempted to lasso Chip, that would have been great if it had worked - and probably would have started a fight.
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So he's the typical mascot is what you are telling me? Sounds just like Chip, the AFA Bird, Cam the Ram, etc.
 
Highflyer said:
So he's the typical mascot is what you are telling me? Sounds just like Chip, the AFA Bird, Cam the Ram, etc.
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:huh:

I've been to several away games and all the mascot does is walk around the stadium, slap high fives and gets their picture taken with children. Sometimes they dance. :wow:
 
Not to thread jack, but you cannot discuss the worst mascots without mention of the Rox very own Dinger -- gotta be the worst mascot at any level.
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****ing ripoff of that miserable Barney..
 
Saulbadguy said:
:huh:

I've been to several away games and all the mascot does is walk around the stadium, slap high fives and gets their picture taken with children. Sometimes they dance. :wow:
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That's typical for High School mascots Saul.

And Yes, Dinger is complete embarrassment. Easily the worst in all of sports.
 
CUBUFF80 said:
Not to thread jack, but you cannot discuss the worst mascots without mention of the Rox very own Dinger -- gotta be the worst mascot at any level.
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****ing ripoff of that miserable Barney..
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Does he always sit behind home plate when the away team is batting. That is annoying as hell. I don't see any other teams mascots doing that.
 
chipwich said:
Does he always sit behind home plate when the away team is batting. That is annoying as hell. I don't see any other teams mascots doing that.
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That's because other teams mascots are not enormous purple dipshits. Seeing Dinger always brings to my mind the classic song:

I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a knife in his back and a bomb in his head
that purple thing will soon be dead... :lol::lol:

This is one case where I think the Rox should take a cue from the Yankees, Red Sox or Dodgers. You don't see some dumbass mascot running around any of their stadiums (if you don't count Billy Crystal :smile2:), and I doubt you ever will. :thumbsup: If they insist of having a mascot, they need to go find the guy inside Rocky, the Nuggets mascot, and give him a summer job.
 
So Willie is KSU's mascot?? for the last 2 years, I thought that it was Grimace, who was on the sidelines acting as head coach and calling himself Ron Prince??
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BIGREDIOWAN said:
You ever remember when you were a kid and had those damn inflatable clowns that wouldn't fall down? No matter how ****ing hard you hit the damn thing it wouldn't fall over? Also, no matter what you did you couldn't control yourself and you just went crazy on the damn thing? That's want I want to do to 'lil red when I see him. I want to punch him and kick him until he finally falls over and stays down. I just shake my head when I look at him!
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I want to throw a dart at the thing
 
Funny story about dinger. I knew the guy whose job it was to run around after dinger and pay for any beer or food that dinger's tail might have knocked over. :lol: Seriously, that was his job. I shouldn't laugh too much, because the fact that I knew this guy was what got me tickets to opening day 1993 to see EY's home run.

I wish he still worked there. I could use a connection with the team now. :sad1:
 
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