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Official ****braska Hate Thread

MtnBuff said:
A fusker very similar to Surveyor was sitting down at the local bar outside of Omaha drinking a Bud and talking to one of his friends (meth buddies?)

"Hey, come on by the trailer tonight about 10:00, you can come in the back door."

His friend looked at him with a surprised look on his face and responded. "Really, I though your mom would be down at the truck stop that time of night."
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Youve met that fool?
 
Liver said:
because they subsist on high fructose corn syrup; velveeta; the world's cheapest beer, and deep fried donkey dicks. and their idea of exercise is trying to squeeze out a quiet fart at the diner while consuming a stack of pancakes and half a slab of bacon.

any more questions?
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Where does Runza come in? Snacks? God I hate those ****ers.
 
MtnBuff said:
No but I have met many like him, so have you. I'm assuming that you occasionally order a burger and fries that come in a bag.
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Not since last fall (unless you count how disgusting I'm telling them they are on twitter for letting Washington play-no fan base is more fun to troll than them.....they respond to EVERYTHING).....and the guy who took my order at Burger King tonight actually went to CSU
 
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Liver said:
runza is their idea of a balanced meal: fat, carbs, salt, and ****ty meat. basically it hits all their food groups.
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Runzas are a personification of Fusker fans. Cheap meat, cabbage and grease on the inside, pasty **** nutrient devoid dough crust on the outside. No one from any other state understands or desires them. They think that they are amazing.
 
Mb2658 said:
Runzas are a personification of Fusker fans. Cheap meat, cabbage and grease on the inside, pasty **** nutrient devoid dough crust on the outside. No one from any other state understands or desires them. They think that they are amazing.
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Had to eat one when I was back there 25 years ago for a funeral and nearly puked.
 
Goodnight allbuffs faithful. Tomorrow may you awaken in a level of hate you have not felt in a very long time. May the Buffs play fast and furious and penalty free. May the piss balloons rain down the faces of Husker fans like the tears that Scott Frost will cry.

Amen.

@ahoelsken get your bum ass to bed, you have to be up in 5 hours to drink.
 
Buffsrock85 said:
Goodnight allbuffs faithful. Tomorrow may you awaken in a level of hate you have not felt in a very long time. May the Buffs play fast and furious and penalty free. May the piss balloons rain down the faces of Husker fans like the tears that Scott Frost will cry.

Amen.

@ahoelsken get your bum ass to bed, you have to be up in 5 hours to drink.
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Lol I got the girlfriend to watch this for meeting her extended family at 10. Off the hook! In all seriousness @Buffsrock85, beers are on me if we find ourselves at the same conference game.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
Have a great day.
Untill after Sept. 7, 2019. Maybe?
62-36

**** ****braska.!
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I'm back! Scanned this thread a little. Glad to see I was missed. My spirit was more everlasting in the cranial dead space many of you have.

It's about time we find out if Buff fans will back up the piss bomb, granny assault and trash talking threats thats been going on while I've been gone. Don't let me down. Show action or STFU!

Oh, and the Buff fan predictions of 6000 to 8000 NU fans is way too light.

**** ****braska.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
I'm back! Scanned this thread a little. Glad to see I was missed. My spirit was more everlasting in the cranial dead space many of you have.

It's about time we find out if Buff fans will back up the piss bomb, granny assault and trash talking threats thats been going on while I've been gone. Don't let me down. Show action or STFU!

Oh, and the Buff fan predictions of 6000 to 8000 NU fans is way too light.

G....B....R....!
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Hey look, Surveyor finally scraped together bond money.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
I'm back! Scanned this thread a little. Glad to see I was missed. My spirit was more everlasting in the cranial dead space many of you have.

It's about time we find out if Buff fans will back up the piss bomb, granny assault and trash talking threats thats been going on while I've been gone. Don't let me down. Show action or STFU!

Oh, and the Buff fan predictions of 6000 to 8000 NU fans is way too light.
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You are a soppy wet bitch of a human
 
BuffSurveyor said:
I'm back! Scanned this thread a little. Glad to see I was missed. My spirit was more everlasting in the cranial dead space many of you have.

It's about time we find out if Buff fans will back up the piss bomb, granny assault and trash talking threats thats been going on while I've been gone. Don't let me down. Show action or STFU!

Oh, and the Buff fan predictions of 6000 to 8000 NU fans is way too light.

G....B....R....!
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You’ve lost all opportunities to talk **** after the game since you disappeared.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
I'm back! Scanned this thread a little. Glad to see I was missed. My spirit was more everlasting in the cranial dead space many of you have.

It's about time we find out if Buff fans will back up the piss bomb, granny assault and trash talking threats thats been going on while I've been gone. Don't let me down. Show action or STFU!

Oh, and the Buff fan predictions of 6000 to 8000 NU fans is way too light.

G....B....R....!
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@mods, don't forget to change surveyor's name to Rapunza, Tia.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
Thanks for missing my superior mind and presence around here Burrito Pileoshiza.
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Hmmm what's going to be this year after the game? After last year's abject humiliation I'm surprised at your mewling pregame, will you pull your cowardly disappearing act again? You know my vote!
 
Ringer said:
I've been doing a medium-dive into the main fusker fan sites, and they are genuinely concerned about piss-baloons, car-keying and window-breaking, unprovoked assaults on women, and now the dreaded prospect of getting hit with a very lightweight recyclable aluminum cup. As for the latter potential projectile, the greatest thing is that every fusker fan who buys a draft beer in Folsom will be walking around with a branded CU Relentless logo in their hammy fists.
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I hope it’s Stampede Colorado golden lager, too. So it’s more money for CU athletics, the university, and the Boulder economy!
 
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