2024-25 Coaching Carousel

Bama is not much different in terms of toxicity.

Duff Man said:

Bama is not much different in terms of toxicity.

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Just ask the tree's in Auburn.

Jens1893 said:

USC, Alabama and LSU are 2 I had in mind immediately. Can Oklahoma pull this off?

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Free shoes and the land thieves were my two. If they swung and missed, Norvell and Venables would show up on Monday and pretend nothing had happened.

Kelly and Riley would throw an epic, and public temper tantrum, and then simp until their agent found a desperate, shįt team like the nubs ready and willing to pay.

Bama could pull it off, but as Duff noted, it's not really a working environment upgrade from tOSU.

Buffnik said:

Just won a natty in pretty dominant fashion with the consensus being that he had also assembled the most talented roster in the country.

Yet the tOSU faithful would generally average out to be unsure about whether he's the right man for the job and a good number are frustrated that the playoff run made him untouchable for at least a year.

I f I was him, I'd be telling my agent to be open to other HC opportunities. He seems to be fine with the pressure cooker of an elite job, but this situation isn't fair or healthy. His results are reminiscent of Bobby Bowden but they treat him like he's another John Cooper.

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He just seemed to be happy for the season to be over with. He looks completely worn down to me.

patebuff said:

He just seemed to be happy for the season to be over with. He looks completely worn down to me.

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Good observation. I don't know that anyone has looked like he had less fun while having a championship season.

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Hole-A-Balloo, Kaneck Kaneck: Aggie Journalist Wonders Why A&M Is Riddled With Glory Holes​

John Nova Lomax December 10, 2009 4:17PM





When we struggled our way through J-school before finally dropping out in a PICA-pole induced snit, we never thought that the day would come when we would find ourselves on the Texas-Louisiana glory-hole beat for a blog called Hair Balls, but here we are...

Shortly after we posted this story about a Houston-based ATF agent with what is believed to be a custom-built glory hole in his New Orleans-area hotel room, alert reader "Autumn" tipped us off to "A Hole Different World," a recent editorial in The Battalion, the campus newspaper at Texas A&M.

In it, Aggie pundit Richard Creecy lamented what he sees as a shocking number of glory holes in Aggieland.

"Most Aggies pride themselves on the aesthetic appeal of campus. Both antiquated and modernly designed buildings are surrounded by large open cobblestone walkways and courtyards dotted with old growth trees, at least for now," writes Creecy.

That dubious proposition about the majesty of the A&M campus out of the way, he moves on to the heart of the matter: "But this lovely campus has a dark side some will find hard to swallow. Often as most students go about their business, illicit and anonymous sex occurs publicly in the very buildings we call home." [Editor's note: Is it really possible to use the phrase "hard to swallow" unknowingly in a glory-hole op-ed? Only in Aggieland.]

Creecy goes on to pass along an anecdote from an A&M professor who once took his three kids to a campus bathroom and stumbled upon what sounds like a Roman orgy -- "several males openly performing various sex acts" -- and admit that these Larry Craig-style shenanigans have been going on a long time. And indeed, what large college campus doesn't have its share? But Creecy seems to believe that A&M should be an exception to the rule.

"ince these sexual opportunities seem to attract largely the gay community, the situation begs the question: why Texas A&M? Our school is ranked the 8th-most conservative school in America by the Princeton Review, and seems like an improbable location."

So he put the question an anonymous Craigslist glory hole devotee, who explained that it probably had something to do with the fact that Aggieland is situated midway between Austin, Dallas, and Houston. Sounds unconvincing to us. A cursory Craigslist search suggests that there are more convenient options for dwellers of those sinful Gomorrahs.

Creecy does get closer to the mark later in his editorial. "[P]erhaps due to the aforementioned conservative tendency of [Bryan-College Station], there seems to be a larger number of homosexuals in the area than the general population realizes. Most have not come out yet and many have no intention of doing so."

Which sort of flies in the face of this six-year-old Michelle Malkin screed, in which she cites the existence of glory holes at Cal-Berkeley as proof of the godless liberal gay agenda. "A deviant practice common at filthy truck stops has infected the hallowed ivory tower, and all the campus Left can do is blame the messenger and play the victim card?" Malkin thundered, before calling Cal-Berkeley "Sodom and Gomorrah University." Wonder if she would call A&M the same thing...

Jens1893 said:

Hypothetically speaking, if word spreads that Day might be listening, who do you think picks up the phone to give it a shot? Which program with the necessary resources and pull is out there that'd take the risk of completely nuking its relationship with its sitting coach if word got back to him that they were talking to Day?

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Florida or Oklahoma. Maybe LSU.

hawg1 said:

Florida or Oklahoma. Maybe LSU.

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Miami. Definitely Miami.

skibum said:

Free shoes and the land thieves were my two. If they swung and missed, Norvell and Venables would show up on Monday and pretend nothing had happened.

Kelly and Riley would throw an epic, and public temper tantrum, and then simp until their agent found a desperate, shįt team like the nubs ready and willing to pay.

Bama could pull it off, but as Duff noted, it's not really a working environment upgrade from tOSU.

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Bama fans won't be happy with anyone who doesn't match Sabin. They chewed up a lot of coaches between Bear and Sabin.