Funny duck. Maybe the recruits want to actually play in the NFL after their stint as student-athletes. Maybe they want to use the great education they will receive at Cal. Maybe they hate the rain and accompanying pollen in the Willamette Valley. Maybe they want to stay out of trouble with the law and NCAA. Maybe they know Oregon football is a flash in the pan. Maybe they want to take us back to our glory years with National Championships (got any of those Canard? The Buffs know what I'm talking about). And maybe, just maybe, they want to be a part of this:
70 Nobel Prizes, 9 Wolf Prizes, 7 Fields Medals, 15 Turing Awards, 45 MacArthur Fellowships, 20 Academy Awards and 11 Pulitzers. 16 chemical elements discovered-more than any other university in the world. 82 national titles in 15 sports including football, basketball, baseball, softball, crew, tennis, swimming, water polo, track and rugby. 235 individual national champions and 100 Olympic medals. There’s only one Cal and it’s in Berkeley.
Waiter....Check please.