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PhD in Analogy
OK, here we go:
Cincinnati: 6/10. Points deducted for the armpit detail. Why?
Marshall: 5/10. Would have been 8/10 if they just stuck with the green and white sets. Points deducted for white helmets.
Michigan State: 3/10. Green and white is such a great combo, but Sparty managed to f**k it all up. It’s like Oregon’s uniforms but somehow managed to make them worse. I hope they lose a lot in these.
Oregon State: 6/10. The video seems over the top for a pretty modest uniform update. Nothing flashy, but pretty forgettable (so perhaps totally appropriate for that program). Armpit accent rings seem unnecessary.
Pitt: 8/10. Great color combo, and I like the number style - seems throwbacky without going too crazy. New logo is totally unoriginal but still a massive improvement over the previous pig-dog thing.
Vandy: 7/10. Alternate grey actually looks pretty sweet - I’m a sucker for using only 2 colors on the uniform set instead of 3. Need to see up close because this has all the makings of a mess if those anchor and chain details get too carried away. Keep it simple damnit!
Syracuse: 8/10. Smart move keeping the design simple when you have a color combo like this and ditching the blue helmet was a great move. Simple arm stripes are a winner. Score would have been higher without the white helmet.
Washington: 8/10. Adidas did a nice job here simply by not f**king it all up. I like the subtle stripe on the arms with different shades of purple. I would love them to go with gold helmets all season but I suspect they’ll bust out a purple or white at some point and I’ll regret the nice things I said about adidas.
West Virginia: 5/10. Good move eliminating the all yellow set, but this grey is just meh. WVU would be better served with some deep charcoal grey instead of this light grey crap.
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Baylor: 0/10. F**k Baylor.
Cincinnati: 6/10. Points deducted for the armpit detail. Why?
Marshall: 5/10. Would have been 8/10 if they just stuck with the green and white sets. Points deducted for white helmets.
Michigan State: 3/10. Green and white is such a great combo, but Sparty managed to f**k it all up. It’s like Oregon’s uniforms but somehow managed to make them worse. I hope they lose a lot in these.
Oregon State: 6/10. The video seems over the top for a pretty modest uniform update. Nothing flashy, but pretty forgettable (so perhaps totally appropriate for that program). Armpit accent rings seem unnecessary.
Pitt: 8/10. Great color combo, and I like the number style - seems throwbacky without going too crazy. New logo is totally unoriginal but still a massive improvement over the previous pig-dog thing.
Vandy: 7/10. Alternate grey actually looks pretty sweet - I’m a sucker for using only 2 colors on the uniform set instead of 3. Need to see up close because this has all the makings of a mess if those anchor and chain details get too carried away. Keep it simple damnit!
Syracuse: 8/10. Smart move keeping the design simple when you have a color combo like this and ditching the blue helmet was a great move. Simple arm stripes are a winner. Score would have been higher without the white helmet.
Washington: 8/10. Adidas did a nice job here simply by not f**king it all up. I like the subtle stripe on the arms with different shades of purple. I would love them to go with gold helmets all season but I suspect they’ll bust out a purple or white at some point and I’ll regret the nice things I said about adidas.
West Virginia: 5/10. Good move eliminating the all yellow set, but this grey is just meh. WVU would be better served with some deep charcoal grey instead of this light grey crap.
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Baylor: 0/10. F**k Baylor.
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