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5 Reasons why UW beat Colorado

Well I broke a dude's leg once, it sounded like celery. I didn't mean to hurt the ****er, his 225 pound ass was running right at me. I was like ****, if I don't go low, this prick is gonna run over my ass. I hit him in the thigh, celery, then they wheeled his ass off the field. Orr stop bagging on my reading skills, sometimes I read **** how I want to in case you haven't noticed lol. Where is Mikslong anyway?
 
BuffLuKe said:
Well I broke a dude's leg once, it sounded like celery. I didn't mean to hurt the ****er, his 225 pound ass was running right at me. I was like ****, if I don't go low, this prick is gonna run over my ass. I hit him in the thigh, celery, then they wheeled his ass off the field. Orr stop bagging on my reading skills, sometimes I read **** how I want to in case you haven't noticed lol. Where is Mikslong anyway?
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I heard a guy's neck crack when a scrum collapsed in HS rugby. I was a prop and my ear was pressed right up against his neck. I don't think I'll ever forget that sound.
 
BuffLuKe said:
Well I broke a dude's leg once, it sounded like celery. I didn't mean to hurt the ****er, his 225 pound ass was running right at me. I was like ****, if I don't go low, this prick is gonna run over my ass. I hit him in the thigh, celery, then they wheeled his ass off the field. Orr stop bagging on my reading skills, sometimes I read **** how I want to in case you haven't noticed lol. Where is Mikslong anyway?
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I'm just hoping for a good game with no major injuries on either side.
 
J.R. Ewing said:
I heard a guy's neck crack when a scrum collapsed in HS rugby. I was a prop and my ear was pressed right up against his neck. I don't think I'll ever forget that sound.
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Yeah I felt bad about it cause I just wanted to get the guy down, he wasn't just big and fast, he was a physical runner. His cleat stuck and then I hit him, it was ****ed up. It sounded like celery breaking literally. I've never been ok with it. I joke around a lot but that **** isn't something you forget.
 
BuffLuKe said:
Well I broke a dude's leg once, it sounded like celery. I didn't mean to hurt the ****er, his 225 pound ass was running right at me. I was like ****, if I don't go low, this prick is gonna run over my ass. I hit him in the thigh, celery, then they wheeled his ass off the field. Orr stop bagging on my reading skills, sometimes I read **** how I want to in case you haven't noticed lol. Where is Mikslong anyway?
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1. I wasn't bagging on your reading skills, it was aimed more at your comprehension.

2. It was designed to demonstrate how much I admire your commitment to violence.
 
My comprehension is fine, I get entertainment out of ****ing with some of the scholars on the board. Ill make your leg celery peckerwood.
 
mdelpizzo_1 said:
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BlackJ said:
New poster here. Buff since birth.

Not very promising to have 33 pages on why my Buffs will LOSE this Saturday on the front page.

Clean it up guys. Or I am OUT.
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**** you!!!

Get me a bacon sammich while you are at it newb.
 
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