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A really sh*tty preview of the 2023 TCU game
- Thread starter Buffnik
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Sorry, but that was definitely not a ****ty preview. Smelled much less foul than some of those so called professional sportswriters/columnists.
The only thing that may make it ****ty is due to all the extra money I gambled on the Buffs to win based on your perfect SPI analysis.
The only thing that may make it ****ty is due to all the extra money I gambled on the Buffs to win based on your perfect SPI analysis.
This one took a while to write and wasn't as fun for me as usual. With so many new and casual CU fans, I felt like I needed to give some foundation to what the diehards have suffered through. With almost everyone inside the football building being new this year, I felt like I needed to familiarize things.
First draft ended up being as dry as a book report and I didn't think this one was as funny as a lot of others. Usually, it's more of a blitzkrieg of writing that hits a certain pace and beat, has turned off all filters for being inappropriate, and goes completely over the top... and makes me laugh while I'm doing it. This one didn't.
Should be more normal next week, with extra hate from the norm probably. Debating on whether or not to give any history & context on why CU hates Nebraska and everyone else should too. Leaning not, but will probably mix in a bunch of the tropes.
First draft ended up being as dry as a book report and I didn't think this one was as funny as a lot of others. Usually, it's more of a blitzkrieg of writing that hits a certain pace and beat, has turned off all filters for being inappropriate, and goes completely over the top... and makes me laugh while I'm doing it. This one didn't.
Should be more normal next week, with extra hate from the norm probably. Debating on whether or not to give any history & context on why CU hates Nebraska and everyone else should too. Leaning not, but will probably mix in a bunch of the tropes.
Big Jim
WTF?
Stick with tennis and you will do just fine.
This preview really sticks with you for awhile!
Just found out they call their cheer/dance team the “Showgirls”. Cool cool
There may be a reason I have burnt out during past seasons. I mean, it's damn difficult to bounce back from the middle of the night game at Hawaii with any motivation to run smack.
Poor doggy is autistic.This preview really sticks with you for awhile!
Big Jim
WTF?
Just found out they call their cheer/dance team the “Showgirls”. Cool cool
Homogenous
That's hot!
Sparkly belt buckles !!Just found out they call their cheer/dance team the “Showgirls”. Cool cool
ASU folks muttering a collective "hold my beer"Just found out they call their cheer/dance team the “Showgirls”. Cool cool
SerenityBuff
Well-Known Member
Just found out they call their cheer/dance team the “Showgirls”. Cool cool
what? redneck hookers was taken?
If you zoom in, they are all kind of (unsurprisingly) weird looking.
Get a nose job, dear. You'll be cute as a button.
It's a bit intense. Relax the eyes.
That's your hairdo? I know it distracts from your nose that curves to the right and your asymmetrical butt chin (we really need to do something about the droopy right half of your chin - it's so sad the way that it sinks) . It's almost as if the tip of your nose is pointing at the weird part your chin, and telling the world, "We're open for business!" Don't worry. We can fix that, precious.
Oh girl. I don't even know where to begin.
Get a nose job, dear. You'll be cute as a button.
It's a bit intense. Relax the eyes.
That's your hairdo? I know it distracts from your nose that curves to the right and your asymmetrical butt chin (we really need to do something about the droopy right half of your chin - it's so sad the way that it sinks) . It's almost as if the tip of your nose is pointing at the weird part your chin, and telling the world, "We're open for business!" Don't worry. We can fix that, precious.
Oh girl. I don't even know where to begin.
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They should smile more, amirite
Hank's binge watching RuPaul's Drag Race again, guys. We're going to need to do another intervention.
To the surprise of nobody… 1,1,1,1
Screenshot from that Nebraska car with a Bull, funny as ****. Poor guy
They had belt buckles?
