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A really ****ty preview of the 2016 Oregon game

wsp4820 said:
Why do you have a picture of Ralphie on your ****ter? That should be up on the wall, Bro.
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1) not bowl eligible yet, yada, yada.
2) Run, Ralphie, Run imagery I can hold when sitting helps alleviate performance anxiety.
 
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It was reasonably ****ty until that video showed someone getting a duck to stick its dick into a twisted glass tube (presumably by showing Daisy in suggestive poses).

Then it went to ****tiness personified.
 
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BuffUp said:
learn something new from these ****ty previews every week. I thought only pigs peckers did that.
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Since I endeavor to present reasonably good grammar, I ended up learning that the plural of "penis" is "penises" or "penes" but that "penii" is not to be used.

Unfortunate, because I thought "penii" had the best ring to it.
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Buffnik said:
Since I endeavor to present reasonably good grammar, I ended up learning that the plural of "penis" is "penises" or "penes" but that "penii" is not to be used.

Unfortunate, because I thought "penii" had the best ring to it.
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Thats close enough to (Bo)Pelini for me
 
oregon is an uncool version of boulder and aspires to first be as cool as middling cal. that's just how it is. you can throw a bajillion dollars accumulated on the backs of child slave labor at image enhancement, but there is only so much you can do. the stench of nouveau riche as one displays the effective equivalent of a new set of plastic boobs (the BEST that money can buy!) only goes so far.

but, eugene is a nice town and oregon is a fine school, with plenty of nice folks. when phil knight bought their souls, they embraced the opportunity, thinking that someday they could be like usc. but, honestly, their hearts aren't really in it. hell, uw has repeatedly demonstrated a remarkable ability to set aside any values in an effort to win and the folks at oregon just don't have it in them.

we'll see the usual assortment of ass hats visiting this week and it will remind us of the kansas state fan base (football was invented when suddenly the program became almost relevant). but, i will remember, instead, that we have far more in common with oregon than differences.

soon, maybe sooner than the oregon fan base is prepared for, things will return to their natural state and oregon will go back to being that cute school in the northwest that used to have rights to use the disney character as a mascot. even the older alums who remember their natural place in the football universe try to talk a big game now. nike. nike. blah. blah. blah. but, they know in their hearts that it is a fleeting moment in time, sadly paid for by a moral compromise that they are, at their core, uncomfortable with.

fellow Buffs, if you've never been to eugene, i recommend that you go someday. i'd probably wait until they are trending back to their normal state. the women will open their *hearts* to you and the drugs and alcohol are worth the visit. give it, say, 2 more years, and it will all be reset to normal.
 
Nik, you are getting weak. This ****ty preview smelled like a road side rest stop in july that has been frequented by hobos and big fat ugly truck drivers who called the numbers on the wall looking for a good time.

To be succinct it smells like sewage and freshly ****ed butt hole
 
Buffnik said:
I mean, a reverse corkscrew vagina that's pretty much the opposite of the lock that would fit the corkscrew penis key? Considering the intrinsic problems, I suppose it's commendable that they do their best to make due.
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Sounds like something that would be fun to try out.
 
Buffnik said:
I mean, a reverse corkscrew vagina that's pretty much the opposite of the lock that would fit the corkscrew penis key?
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Darth Snow said:
I'm going to spend the rest of the day pondering corkscrew vaginas.
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There once was a man named Piss Pot Dick.
The only man in the land with a corkscrew prick.
His life, they say, was a constant hunt.
To find a woman with a corkscrew c u n t.
He found her one day, but dropped over dead...
Because the woman he found, had a left hand thread.
 
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Big Iron Buff said:
There once was a man named Piss Pot Dick.
The only man in the land with a corkscrew prick.
His life, they say, was a constant hunt.
To find a woman with a corkscrew c u n t.
He found her one day, but dropped over dead...
Because the woman he found, had a left hand thread.
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