She looks like a transvestite that had a 80% lobotomy.
At least her camel toe is real.
It's probably just the picture, but that beauty contest photo screams "I'm a tranny and every bit the woman you are..." Are you sure she wasn't called Kevin Webb in kindergarden?
In your best-ever, high-fevered, drug-induced lollipop dreams, she would still turn YOU down!
she's got standards!
ITT we learn posters would kick Miss Alabama out of their bed. :lol:
ITT we learn posters would kick Miss Alabama out of their bed. :lol:
This is fantasy land. I'm sure most here would love the opportunity but since we have no chance we can criticize. I'd take a Mercedes CLS in an instant but I still think they are weird looking cars.
they kinda have a manly front bumper.
The pictures that 'Tini posted look a lot better. As I acknowledged earlier, she looked pretty hot at the game.
The whole point of this thread is that if you go play for 'Bama, you're gonna get some hot ass. That becomes the standard for this thread--the kind of ass a football player could get at a particular school. The standard is not who the various posters might have success with.
My point was that in that photo, she didn't look all that hot, and wouldn't likely lure some young football player to campus. Who is Barkley dating, for instance? There's a lot of talent for football players out there on all sorts of campuses. Most people on this site aren't pulling that kind of talent. Noted.
You know how I know you are gay?
Actually, I always thought that this was Bama's most ingenious recruiting tool:
In this picture, I realize that she might be yelling out something at one of their FB games, but it also appears that she might be a closet porn star?
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This has to be a UBL.