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Alabama fans are why birth control was invented.
Ol' Bubba went down to see Charlie the veteranarian, figured it would cost less than seeing a people doc. "Hey Charlie, man you know me and the wife already got 11 kids an mos' of em' even kinda look like me. I canna ford no more lil' ones, can you do me one a' dem vasectomy things?"
"Well Bubba, when I wuz up there at the CSU vet school dey dun showed me how to do one on a bull and a horse so I spose I cud' do one on ya' but I'd lose mah license if I worked on a human bean'." He thought about it for a minute and said "Bubba, I got the sulution, and it'll be pret cheap to."
"Okay Charlie, wadda I gotta do?"
"Well here's what yah do. Sit on down at that table over there and stuff some of dose M-80s you got in yo' truck in dat beer can you got in yo hand. Light the fuse and count to 10."
"Okay Charlie, sounds kinda strange but I'll give it a shot." Bubba loads the beer can like Charlie told him, lit the fuse and starts to count on his fingers "Uh, one, two, tree, four, five," At this point he sticks the can between his legs and keeps counting on the other hand "six, seven, eigh." Problem solved.