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Orr said:
Sooooo....UHC or not?
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What a strange thread. Can you tell me what UHC means? I clicked the link but it took me to a bunch of Marissa Miller photos. Not bad IMO but hopefully you can explain it to new posters like me. You seem kind of new here too and don't have a lot of posts but I trust you know enough to explain it to a newbie. Thanks in advance Mr. Orr.
 
Fasciolidae said:
What a strange thread. Can you tell me what UHC means? I clicked the link but it took me to a bunch of Marissa Miller photos. Not bad IMO but hopefully you can explain it to new posters like me. You seem kind of new here too and don't have a lot of posts but I trust you know enough to explain it to a newbie. Thanks in advance Mr. Orr.
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UHC was an event were a bunch of guys tried to pretend like a raisin doesn't have wrinkles.
 
sweaty teets said:
sock
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I'm confused. Do you mean like a punch or an article of clothing typically worn over the foot?


MtnBuff said:
UHC was an event were a bunch of guys tried to pretend like a raisin doesn't have wrinkles.
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I'm equally confused with your response. A raisin has a lot of wrinkles so I gather the basic purpose of the event was a pointless exercise in pretending otherwise when faced with an undeniably truth? I'm really trying to understand the jargon here and I was hoping you could elaborate more? I apologize if you don't feel like posting more than one lined responses but I would really appreciate more info...Also what is the fascination with fish heads? Allbuffs is a strange place for new posters and I would greatly appreciate a more detailed response. Thanks Mr. Mtn Buff!
 
Fasciolidae said:
I'm confused. Do you mean like a punch or an article of clothing typically worn over the foot?




I'm equally confused with your response. A raisin has a lot of wrinkles so I gather the basic purpose of the event was a pointless exercise in pretending otherwise when faced with an undeniably truth? I'm really trying to understand the jargon here and I was hoping you could elaborate more? I apologize if you don't feel like posting more than one lined responses but I would really appreciate more info...Also what is the fascination with fish heads? Allbuffs is a strange place for new posters and I would greatly appreciate a more detailed response. Thanks Mr. Mtn Buff!
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Noooooooooo Mtn, don't fall for it. I was so impressed with the brevity of your last post. Please don't ruin it for me.
 
Fasciolidae said:
I'm confused. Do you mean like a punch or an article of clothing typically worn over the foot?




I'm equally confused with your response. A raisin has a lot of wrinkles so I gather the basic purpose of the event was a pointless exercise in pretending otherwise when faced with an undeniably truth? I'm really trying to understand the jargon here and I was hoping you could elaborate more? I apologize if you don't feel like posting more than one lined responses but I would really appreciate more info...Also what is the fascination with fish heads? Allbuffs is a strange place for new posters and I would greatly appreciate a more detailed response. Thanks Mr. Mtn Buff!
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Some things are beyond explaining and simply have to have been experienced to understand. When confronted with Miss Miller's aged and wrinkled/scaly body her defenders ignored the reality and instead voted for the illusion.

I won't even try to get into burritos.
 
MtnBuff said:
Some things are beyond explaining and simply have to have been experienced to understand. When confronted with Miss Miller's aged and wrinkled/scaly body her defenders ignored the reality and instead voted for the illusion.

I won't even try to get into burritos.
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Excellent restraint shown.
 
MtnBuff said:
Some things are beyond explaining and simply have to have been experienced to understand. When confronted with Miss Miller's aged and wrinkled/scaly body her defenders ignored the reality and instead voted for the illusion.

I won't even try to get into burritos.
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Thanks! Makes sense now. I think she's really pretty still. I'm in high school now and hope to go to a PAC 12 school when it's time. Only two more years to go! I'm strongly considering CU and have been following the teams for a few years now. My neighbor's daughter attends CU and she loves it there. This place is funny. I still don't get the whole fish heads thing though. What's the story behind that and who is Stoudt?
 
Fasciolidae said:
I'm confused. Do you mean like a punch or an article of clothing typically worn over the foot?




I'm equally confused with your response. A raisin has a lot of wrinkles so I gather the basic purpose of the event was a pointless exercise in pretending otherwise when faced with an undeniably truth? I'm really trying to understand the jargon here and I was hoping you could elaborate more? I apologize if you don't feel like posting more than one lined responses but I would really appreciate more info...Also what is the fascination with fish heads? Allbuffs is a strange place for new posters and I would greatly appreciate a more detailed response. Thanks Mr. Mtn Buff!
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Fish heads, or fishhead!
 
MtnBuff said:
Some things are beyond explaining and simply have to have been experienced to understand. When confronted with Miss Miller's aged and wrinkled/scaly body her defenders ignored the reality and instead voted for the illusion.

I won't even try to get into burritos.
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Burrito's what? Mitts off!
 
Fasciolidae said:
Thanks! Makes sense now. I think she's really pretty still. I'm in high school now and hope to go to a PAC 12 school when it's time. Only two more years to go! I'm strongly considering CU and have been following the teams for a few years now. My neighbor's daughter attends CU and she loves it there. This place is funny. I still don't get the whole fish heads thing though. What's the story behind that and who is Stoudt?
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Stoudt is our mascot you see in the logo.

Fishhead is.
 
MtnBuff said:
Some things are beyond explaining and simply have to have been experienced to understand. When confronted with Miss Miller's aged and wrinkled/scaly body her defenders ignored the reality and instead voted for the illusion.

I won't even try to get into burritos.
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Now lay out the story about Team Pinder, led by an alleged soccer loving transvestite with OCD and an omelet pan concussion and a guy who prioritizes the groping foot long trout over the honor of some blue veined big breasted mumu wearing Limey from a hideous looking mother.

The appeal of Marissa Miller goes beyond skin condition. She is an American with a great turd cutter who loves American football and a sex appeal that goes beyond three of The Sun.
 
Fasciolidae said:
What a strange thread. Can you tell me what UHC means? I clicked the link but it took me to a bunch of Marissa Miller photos. Not bad IMO but hopefully you can explain it to new posters like me. You seem kind of new here too and don't have a lot of posts but I trust you know enough to explain it to a newbie. Thanks in advance Mr. Orr.
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"Mr. Orr" is my father's name.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
That's weird, it's my dick's name too.
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You're funny! Is Burrito Palazzo a new dance step or something? Luv the Caddyshack Gopher too! I'm studying biology or veterinary science if I make it to college. I'm pretty sure I will and CU has a good school for both. I like this place so far! Someone said team pinder here. Is that in regards to Lucy Pinder? She is one of my favs!

Go Buffs!
 
Fasciolidae said:
You're funny! Is Burrito Palazzo a new dance step or something? Luv the Caddyshack Gopher too! I'm studying biology or veterinary science if I make it to college. I'm pretty sure I will and CU has a good school for both. I like this place so far! Someone said team pinder here. Is that in regards to Lucy Pinder? She is one of my favs!

Go Buffs!
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CSU would be better for you.
 
Rugged said:
CSU would be better for you.
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My neighbor said that too once he realized I like veterinary science. I don't know a whole lot about them but my neighbor's daughter said, "No...go to CU". She's really hot and I'll be a sophomore when she's a senior so what the heck right? Plus CU was ranked higher in my major when I checked last so there's that too. Your avatar picture is funny. I think you're pretty cool too.
 
Fasciolidae said:
My neighbor said that too once he realized I like veterinary science. I don't know a whole lot about them but my neighbor's daughter said, "No...go to CU". She's really hot and I'll be a sophomore when she's a senior so what the heck right? Plus CU was ranked higher in my major when I checked last so there's that too. Your avatar picture is funny. I think you're pretty cool too.
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He's the coolest!
 
Fasciolidae said:
Someone said team pinder here. Is that in regards to Lucy Pinder? She is one of my favs!

Go Buffs!
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The best way to find out what a twenty year old will look like at middle age is to meet her mom.

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Fasciolidae said:
My neighbor said that too once he realized I like veterinary science. I don't know a whole lot about them but my neighbor's daughter said, "No...go to CU". She's really hot and I'll be a sophomore when she's a senior so what the heck right? Plus CU was ranked higher in my major when I checked last so there's that too. Your avatar picture is funny. I think you're pretty cool too.
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pics or gtfo.

Also, get me a beer and a sammich, n00b!
 
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