Nebraska has to be good for something.Flirt with Neb, get a contract extension. Rinse. Repeat.
Someday an AD is going to call a coach on the threat. "Have you been to Stinkoln?" "Have you told your wife that she is expected to wear red polyester for all scheduled events?" "Have you checked weather.com?" "Ever driven past a feedlot or a sewage plant? That is what you will smell for the next few years there."