BehindEnemyLines
beware the habu
A slab of granite?
With the advancement of LED technology, something like that could be done really cool. Put a switch on it that changes the color of the light. Red, Yellow, and White (set prior to kickoff).
That's not milk!!!A big pitcher.
We can drink beer out of it, they can drink milk.
A big pitcher.
We can drink beer out of it, they can drink milk.
"Do you guys see this!" an enraged Embree says to his team during a meeting Monday before the game. He holds a bike above his head that it appears someone has vandalized with cheap, red spray paint.
"This is my 15-year-old daughter's bike. Look what they did to it! It used to be black and gold, our beloved colors. And now it is Utah red! Those, those, Utes... they made her cry!"
The meeting room erupts. "They made coach's daughter cry!" rages 6-foot-8 guard Ryan Miller. "We must crush them, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women!"
It will become known as the "Red Bike Incident." Utes fans will alternately revel in it or deny involvement. Years hence, college football historians will lean back and sagely say, "Yep, that was when those Buffs and Utes really started to hate each other. Might be the most vicious rivalry in all of college football."
Colorado prevails 28-27 in a game that features 195 yards in penalties. The Buffs then stomp Clemson in the Sun Bowl and finish 9-5.
Embree's recruiting class ranks 15th in the nation. The Big 12 falls apart. Nebraska finishes last in the Legends Division of the Big Ten.
The snow comes early and often and is most righteous.
How about a slap of pykrete?Looking into what it would take to make a piece of aggro crag with changing lights, it would be pretty simple. Maybe $100, due to the cost of plexi glass.
I still don't think so.I think some of you might take these trophies too seriously. Just a part of the silly pageantry of college football to add a little fun and media coverage. Seems like a mistake not to do it.
I can get behind this. How do we choose whose scalp goes on the spear? I assume it would have to be some annoying alumnus?I still don't think so.
As an alternative I suggest a spear. On that spear, once we've beaten every team in the Pac 12, a scalp will be afixed for each member except us and the Utes. Instead of playing for the spear, whoever whoops more sissy coastal ass and desert rats gets that spear for said season.