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Countdown to kickoff and so much more

I just spiked a pump bottle of Purell Hand Sanitizer onto the ground here at work trying to explain to a co-worker how pumped up I am for the game tonight- I'm beyond focused on anything but football

wouldn't that be 'pumped down'?
 
7 hours and counting
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Hellmans...gross
 
what if I call in sick to work? Bad juju?
yes. if we ever meet at a tailgate, remind me to tell you the story of when I decided I wanted to stay on the Dead tour for 2 more shows and my roomie call into work with a "brilliant" idea of an excuse for my absence.

"yeah, I'm calling for my roommate, hokiehead. you know the guy? well, he's apparently stuck in Pittsburgh because he got caught driving without a license...."
 
Checklist:

1) Vodka ... check
2) Weed .. check
3) Leftover pizza from the one I ordered this afternoon so I wouldn't have to worry about cooking ... check
4) Nitroglycerine tablets .. che .... oh ****! Where did I put those ****ers?!? :eek:

Haha. I got the beer and that's it. If I smoked weed I'd be passed out somewhere between the kickoff and the first offensive play.
 
yes. if we ever meet at a tailgate, remind me to tell you the story of when I decided I wanted to stay on the Dead tour for 2 more shows and my roomie call into work with a "brilliant" idea of an excuse for my absence.

"yeah, I'm calling for my roommate, hokiehead. you know the guy? well, he's apparently stuck in Pittsburgh because he got caught driving without a license...."
Sorry, I skipped because it's been a while since a CCG in general, especially one that I thought we had a chance in!!
 
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