Actually, I think you can make this stuff up!
I'm trying to come up with Big 12 schools the SEC would want.
Colorado - Huge potential upside with Coach Prime, the AD changes and the #16 TV market. Seems extremely unlikely until we prove it for a few years.
Kansas - Hoops blue blood and a natural rivalry with Mizzou. A football nothing, though. And they split the KC market, so they don't bring many eyeballs. Unlikely.
Okie State - Solid FB and BB, but small TV market and second fiddle to OU. Can't see it.
Baylor and Houston - Decent football brands and excellent basketball brands, but the the SEC already has the Texas markets locked up. Don't see it. (Yes, I vomited after typing that Baylor is a decent brand.
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TCU - Coming off a great season, but there is no reason to believe they'll continue to be a top 10 team. And the SEC already has the DFW eyeballs. Nope.
West Virginia - Kind of a cultural fit I guess, but no major TV market and not a power. Nope.
UCF, BYU, Cincy, Iowa State, Kansas State, Texas Tech - 0% chance.