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Dan Hawkins climbs from the abyss

Hawkins can't get out of the abyss because he's too short to reach the ledge and too fat to pull himself up and too dumb to get a ladder and too egotistical to ask for help and too disturbed to be understood if he did call for help.
 
Hawkins can't get out of the abyss because he's too short to reach the ledge and too fat to pull himself up and too dumb to get a ladder and too egotistical to ask for help and too disturbed to be understood if he did call for help.
And has a bad haircut
 
A few weeks ago, Hawk was doing a high school game, A few weeks later he was on ESPN experts :lol:. Tonight he did the Cincy game, As much as I hate him as a coach, he knows football. He hasn't averaged 30 posts a day for the last 5 years like some of you, but he knows what he is talking about. He did manage to get his kid and Scotty into the CU record books.
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Just a friendly warning....do not turn on the ****ing Nebraska game. Dooshbag Danny is doing the game. He is by far the worst commentator in all of sports.
 
Hawkins and his position groupings lol, yeah he knew how to film flam his way into further cratering our football program.
 
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