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Dear Pac 12:

Liver

Liver

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Let me preface this by saying that I was a huge advocate for years of moving to the Pac. I thought it was best for the Buffs, long term. And, allow me to add that the vast majority of fans I have met are really nice, intelligent people. This is a complete change from the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers of the big 12.

But, I just have to say this:

**** YOU ALL! I hate that you don't hate us. I hate that the rest of the country ignores us. I hate that we can't even get national TV coverage for the p12 network. I hate that most of the fans appear disinterested at best and don't even understand the landscape of college football outside the p12 footprint. It is like the North Korea of college football-- insulated, with limited information leaking in from the outside.

I miss the white-hot hate I had for the ****ing fuskers. and texasss. and kjuco state. and mizzery. and many, many others.

Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much like any other P12 school, given the incredibly modest academic standards), our visiting fans of other programs are at least semi-articulate.

Well, let me just serve this up as a warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It kept me warm at night.

**** you, poseurs.

GO Buffs.
 
Promoted.

Consider this a letter of re-introduction from the fan base that introduced itself with "Here come the assholes" Tshirts in Berkeley a few years back.
 
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Just wait. When we are good again, we will be that annoying fanbase that takes over opponents stadiums.
 
buffedup said:
Just wait. When we are good again, we will be that annoying fanbase that takes over opponents stadiums.
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Wouldnt surprise me if CU were to become the best traveling fans in the Pac-12 once we are good again. We still have some of that Big8/12 football love in our DNA.
 
i can't wait for that to happen.

I miss the hate in the Big XII....the entire landscape has changed in a weird way.
If we had moved 12 years ago we would have been just fine...but we waited too long.
 
F*** the west coast schools... F*** the arizona schools... and F*** the utes.
F*** bailer, F*** texas, and most importantly F*** the huskers.

We need to start pissing in peoples cheerios, making little children cry, pushing down grandmas, and throwing battery filled marshmallows again. It's time.
 
I get kinda snarky when CU wins games.

There is a whole untapped reservoir of condescending arrogant angry rude inconsiderate and filthy attitude that is just laying under the surface like the Yellowstone magma chamber, waiting to explode in a torrent of red hot wrath and mockery.

These hard years of irrelevence did little to reform that which dwells in my heart.

When CU has scoreboard over the damn conference, over fifteen years of humility will disappear faster than a title IX compliance officer at a Baylor rape investigation.

It's been too damn long since someone told me that CU fans are the worst in college football and actually meant it.

Tick toc, tick toc, tick toc, mother****ers.
 
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p.s. Utah excepted in this diatribe, 'cause they're awesome. Awesome football, awesome well-adjusted fans who aren't co-dependent and don't require constant validation and also exceptional cold fusion.

p.p.s. **** bailer
 
Orr said:
p.s. Utah excepted in this diatribe, 'cause they're awesome. Awesome football, awesome well-adjusted fans who aren't co-dependent and don't require constant validation and also exceptional cold fusion.

p.p.s. **** bailer
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Don't forget Stephen F Covey and his son Stephen MR Covey who taught corporate America seven habits and how to operate at the speed of trust.

And there is Ancestry.com who knows exactly who your 9th great grandmother is and when she set foot in Philadelphia.

Honesty we wouldn't know how to succeed and we wouldn't know who we are if it weren't for Utah.

Even if you don't like them, they will still pray for you and your ancient relatives to get into heaven. And everybody knows Utah heaven has access to the best internet porn.
 
Skidmark said:
I get kinda snarky when CU wins games.

There is a whole untapped reservoir of condescending arrogant angry rude inconsiderate and filthy attitude that is just laying under the surface like the Yellowstone magma chamber, waiting to explode it a torrent of red hot wrath and mockery.

These hard years of irrelevence did little to reform that which dwells in my heart.

When CU has scoreboard over the damn conference, over fifteen years of humility will disappear faster than a title IX compliance officer at a Baylor rape investigation.

It's been too damn long since someone told me that CU fans are the worst in college football and actually meant it.

Tick toc, tick toc, tick toc, mother****ers.
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I don't remember how I get when CU wins games.
 
**** you Liver and **** Colorado...... Does that make you feel better? I guess I could have thrown in **** the SEC, but we all agree on that statement.
 
CanadianDuck said:
**** you Liver and **** Colorado...... Does that make you feel better? I guess I could have thrown in **** the SEC, but we all agree on that statement.
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maybe a little better. thanks for the effort.

it would probably help if you'd stop using complete sentences and stopped demonstrating the ability to effectively communicate coherent thoughts. i don't think you fully understand what we were dealing with in the big 12.

oh, and **** a duck!
 
CanadianDuck said:
**** you Liver and **** Colorado...... Does that make you feel better? I guess I could have thrown in **** the SEC, but we all agree on that statement.
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The knuckle dragger with the unibrow finally shows up. Wowza.

How's the recreational pot treating you up there in Canuckistan? Any pervey pictures of Carley Rae Jepson you wanna share with us, you fabulous drunk bastard?
 
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