lesbian bartender...no?
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Dear Pac 12:
- Thread starter Liver
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lesbian bartender...no?
so, she's come out since then?
(Just trying to clarify flukes fantasy here...)
(Just trying to clarify flukes fantasy here...)
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liverflukes
Resident Bear
Are you really calling me out hippie?
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A little insight on Cal from a female student:
http://www.studentsreview.com/viewprofile.php3?k=1034553319&u=199
If you're a girl, go here. There's no better place for you in the country. The academics rule, campus is great, surrounding area is bustling and full of things to do, getting involved is easy, and the social life (for you) will be excellent. I've heard that Cal guys are ranked in the top 50 for being hot and stuff, and that a few years ago we were in the top 10. Plus we're obviously smart and stuff. Your main advantage as a girl is the fact that there are NO HOT GIRLS AT BERKELEY AT ALL!
This fact totally, totally sucks. It's the only reason no guy should go here. Come to think of it, maybe that's why the schools is like 55% female. They know they have a huge advantage. If there are 20 girls at a given party, I guarantee that 10 of them will be ugly. Not even average; ugly. Another 5 would be considered average in the real world, 3 would be in the ok to cute range, and the rest (that is, 2) would rank 7.5s to 10s in the real world. Wait, what am I thinking; PERFECT 10s DO NOT EXIST HERE. In fact in Berkeley there is a special scale for rating women, known as Berkeley vision or Berkeley goggles. Basically what you do is take the whole regular 1-10 scale and move it up 2 notches. Basically you have to be the ugliest girl in the world to rate a 1 here. Someone who is normally a 4.5 in the real world is a 6.5 here; not bad. If you rate a 7 in the real world, get ready for heaven. You'll be a 9 here, aka a walking goddess. Guys will fawn over you like there's no tomorrow. And if you rate a 9 or (gasp) 10, you will have a trail of 26 guys following you around by the time you drop your bags in your dorm on move in day. Even most of the soroties are not hot. I'd say two are hot, another two are cute, another five are ehh, and the rest are ugly. This is out of 11 sororities. The girls in the hottest sorority are basically the queens of berkeley. Everyone here is smart, so they are smart too. Most people here are nice, and they are no exception (for the most part). However most people here are not attractive. They are. If they ever break up with a boyfriend, they could have one within the hour if they so desired. If you're an average looking girl, it'll be a similar thing although perhaps not as drastic. You'll get another guy before the week is out, should you so desire.
Here's another interesting thing, known as the Berkeley 6 and 10. After a 6 pack, she's a Berkeley 10.
http://www.studentsreview.com/viewprofile.php3?k=1034553319&u=199
If you're a girl, go here. There's no better place for you in the country. The academics rule, campus is great, surrounding area is bustling and full of things to do, getting involved is easy, and the social life (for you) will be excellent. I've heard that Cal guys are ranked in the top 50 for being hot and stuff, and that a few years ago we were in the top 10. Plus we're obviously smart and stuff. Your main advantage as a girl is the fact that there are NO HOT GIRLS AT BERKELEY AT ALL!
This fact totally, totally sucks. It's the only reason no guy should go here. Come to think of it, maybe that's why the schools is like 55% female. They know they have a huge advantage. If there are 20 girls at a given party, I guarantee that 10 of them will be ugly. Not even average; ugly. Another 5 would be considered average in the real world, 3 would be in the ok to cute range, and the rest (that is, 2) would rank 7.5s to 10s in the real world. Wait, what am I thinking; PERFECT 10s DO NOT EXIST HERE. In fact in Berkeley there is a special scale for rating women, known as Berkeley vision or Berkeley goggles. Basically what you do is take the whole regular 1-10 scale and move it up 2 notches. Basically you have to be the ugliest girl in the world to rate a 1 here. Someone who is normally a 4.5 in the real world is a 6.5 here; not bad. If you rate a 7 in the real world, get ready for heaven. You'll be a 9 here, aka a walking goddess. Guys will fawn over you like there's no tomorrow. And if you rate a 9 or (gasp) 10, you will have a trail of 26 guys following you around by the time you drop your bags in your dorm on move in day. Even most of the soroties are not hot. I'd say two are hot, another two are cute, another five are ehh, and the rest are ugly. This is out of 11 sororities. The girls in the hottest sorority are basically the queens of berkeley. Everyone here is smart, so they are smart too. Most people here are nice, and they are no exception (for the most part). However most people here are not attractive. They are. If they ever break up with a boyfriend, they could have one within the hour if they so desired. If you're an average looking girl, it'll be a similar thing although perhaps not as drastic. You'll get another guy before the week is out, should you so desire.
Here's another interesting thing, known as the Berkeley 6 and 10. After a 6 pack, she's a Berkeley 10.
liverflukes
Resident Bear
Go f*ck yourselves hippies. You don't know where to look for hotties at Cal. Thanks for playing though. F*ck Utah too.
Next time, do some research on Piedmont, Channing and Durant Avenues Skiddy...**** Utah again.
Next time, do some research on Piedmont, Channing and Durant Avenues Skiddy...**** Utah again.
liverflukes
Resident Bear
Not a bad call. Look, I'm a little busy shaving a Ute's mom right now on another thread. Do you mind if I attack your post tomorrow - say about 10-11 a.m. when my hangover settles? Thanks in advance Liver.
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Go f*ck yourselves hippies. You don't know where to look for hotties at Cal. Thanks for playing though. F*ck Utah too.
Next time, do some research on Piedmont, Channing and Durant Avenues Skiddy...**** Utah again.
OMG Flukes. I review this evidence and its like...
