Darian3Hagan
'89 Player of the Year
You gotta be fist ****ing me! Stop Pete Thomas??? This is just absurd.
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Do the Buffs have any shot of stopping Pete Thomas?
- Thread starter Duff Man
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Pete thomas could fist **** you without lube, and make you like it.
Unleash Hell
Well-Known Member
If we can stop Pete Thomas, then stopping Andrew Luck and Darron Thomas will be cake!
We can't stop Pete. The douche is stong with him.
No doubt. He has a stronger, more accurate arm than Luck and he makes Darron Thomas look slow.
I am really nervous about this one guys.
MrFrumpylane
Well-Known Member
Do.Not.Make.Eye.Contact.With.This.Man.
Do.Not.Make.Eye.Contact.With.This.Man.
And this is where the genius of the hideously ugly and bright orange jersey's come in. If you can't look him in the eyes or anywhere on the body, the only place you can look, if you are lucky, is his hands. His gorgeous, powerful hands. It is very distracting.
dply
Doble hoja
Do you have a pet bunny?
The Guest
Guest
Do.Not.Make.Eye.Contact.With.This.Man.
Wow! He blew past everyone! There are no defenders even near him, except for the guy just out of the frame who is about to get the Holy Jesus Christ stiff-armed out of him.
And what are all of those people doing on the field? Is it a winning touchdown, and they're ready to mob the field.
Wait a minute. Oh no. That's posed? That's a posed ****ing picture? What.the.****?
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah. My Dad had one just like that in his high school year book. Hahahahahaahahah!
Wow, I don't even care what the score of the game is. I don't care if the records books say we lost. We have clearly won.
NashBuff
CSU Knob-Slobberer
I'm sure MtnBuff has a pet bunny courtsey of Pete Thomas taking a dump.
Lt.Col.FrankSlade
Well-Known Member
Never heard of him.
F*** YOU I'M PETE THOMAS!!!!
He doesn't need to touch the ball, he just looks at it and it moves!
I think it's a log scale, actually.
You are correct, I bow to your clearer thinking.
Why is Pete sitting on Jay Cutler's lap?
When a Defender intercepts one of his passes they have a strong urge to hand the ball back to him.
A bird in his hand is worth much more than two in a bush
When the Baja men ask who let the dogs out, He knows the answer
He can lick his elbow
His balls are bigger than Cam's
He is the starting QB in Fort Collins.
He doesnt drink often but when he does he prefers Shocktop Raspberry Wheat.
A bird in his hand is worth much more than two in a bush
When the Baja men ask who let the dogs out, He knows the answer
He can lick his elbow
His balls are bigger than Cam's
He is the starting QB in Fort Collins.
He doesnt drink often but when he does he prefers Shocktop Raspberry Wheat.
Even when you sack him, it's excruciating. Like he's the one sodomizing you.
Pistol Pete for president
When Pete is thirsty, he does not always have a beer. But when he does, it is a Dos Equis
When Pete is thirsty, he does not always have a beer. But when he does, it is a Dos Equis
when he fumbles, he does it on purpose
He does not follow fashion trends, he starts them.
Sexton Hardcastle
Club Member
Pete Thomas does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Pete Thomas.
his skills are so great that during a match on the gridiron, he does not need to stand
When he tells a joke, he doesn't need the punchline for it to be funny
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