Does anyone have any good intel on DJ Eliot?

[Justin M Guerriero]

I was curious as to if anyone out there may have any info on DJ Eliot. I'm talking about things that aren't the headlines of major reports...controversy, relationships with players, literally anything at all that might be interesting that isn't being covered.

Feel free to thread. Aaaaand....go!

P.S. -- Stay tuned this week. I've pulled some strings back home in Pittsburgh (nobody better start anything with me about the Steelers getting wrecked today...leave me to mourn in peace) and am in the process of getting some quotes from Steelers LB Bud Dupree, who played under DJ Eliot at Kentucky and was a first round pick by PGH in the 2015 draft. Interested to see what he says.

Hope to have that up on the site by Friday.

Cheers

 

[DBT]

He wakes up at 4:30 am. Has Raisin Bran for breakfast. Does a quick workout and goes to work. If you want to know more, you have to pay.

 

[SINKRATZ]

I've heard from a pretty reliable source that his favorite movie of all time is City Slickers.

 

[buffaholic]

He is, in fact, the love child of the love child of TS Eliot.

 

[buffaholic]

In other breaking news, DBT writes the headlines for Justin.

 

[Buffnik]

Big risk taker. Heard at the burrito stand that he once ran with scissors and doesn't always wait 30 minutes after eating before he goes swimming.

 

[SINKRATZ]

Rumor has it, he can type 30 words per minute.

 

[Darth Snow]

I heard he can sing while breathing in.

 

[BuffLuke80]

When he turns the light off, he's already in bed before it gets dark. He's the most interesting man in the world.

 

[14er]

He bowls overhand.

 

[Fight CU]

He's Team Pinder

 

[BuffHerd]

He's never called a defensive play, but did stay at a holiday in Last night

 

[SINKRATZ]

He doesn't know how to parallel park, and he thinks the iPhone 7 was basically just an iPhone 6s with some new colors - he's holding out for the iPhone 8 which he thinks will be a more substantial form factor upgrade.

 

[goalline]

Apparently, everyone just has alternative intel on DJ Eliot. Carry on - I got some good laughs from this thread already.

I'm sure he eats grapes at midnight before every game.

 

[Fight CU]

10 year old Saltine kids try to eat 6 DJ's in 60 seconds without drinking anything.

 

[SuperiorBuff]

I heard he was not present when Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers.

 

[RuffBuff]

He does his 7 minute abs workout in 5 minutes.

 

[BuffUp]

back in wyoming during his playing days, he could punt with both feet

 

[BuffLuke80]

back in wyoming during his playing days, he could punt with both feet

At the same time? Wow that's amazing.

 

[DexBuffsteen]

He's at ~80% dodging wrenches

 

[SerenityBuff]

Hates Pepsi.

 

[chitownbuff]

 

[BuffLuke80]

Hates Pepsi.

What about crystal Pepsi?

 

[goalline]

He used to do shots with Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris

 

[whatthebuff]

No but I did a double take when I found out that Kentucky has a LB named Courtney Love. Disappointing his favorite band is not Hole.

 

[SerenityBuff]

He smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering.

 

[Daaah]

I heard he can sing while breathing in.

 

[cu62nu36]

I have reliable scoop that he posts here on AB with the pseudonym "Phil Stewart".

 

[patebuff]

He played college football, in High School.

 

[Mack66]