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Drunken Mizzou fan story

Highflyer

Highflyer

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A few of you probably heard me tell this one at half time of our ass whoopin to Mizzery.

My wife and I bought some of the Qdoba $15 tickets for the Mizzou game. The tickets were in the Mizzou section so we decided to sit (stand is more accurate) in the back of the student section. Right before kickoff 4-5 Mizzou fans fill in next to us. I mention to my wife that these dudes are morons for sitting int he CU student section and I'll be surprised if they make it all game. Surprisingly, all but one of them was respectful and not causing much commotion. The one that was, wearing a Mizzou Santa hat of all things in October (wtf?), was pretty drunk and getting more and more lippy as the first half went by. The people around us, including my self were starting to get pissed and I leaned over to one of the guys friends and told him he's going to want to get his buddy under control here pretty soon because there are a bunch of people that are looking like they'd like to take a swing at your boy. The rest of the Mizzou fans told their inebriated buddy to pipe down. Well, he did not.

As I'm balling up a fist getting ready to deck this fool, my wife gives me the "don't be a dumb ass" look and I look towards the aisle and see a couple of BPD. I walk over to the BPD officers and say they may want to keep an eye on the dude in the santa hat as he's in a hornets nest right now and he's managed to piss off everyone within ear shot. One of the officers comes and stands a few seats down from me and is watching the MU idot. The MU idot realizes there is a cop watching him and proceeds to talk **** to the cop. What a maroon.

The guy continues to spout off to the cop and CU fans before he and at least one other MU fan leave the section. This is where the story gets funny. We were glad that the dip**** had left, even if only for a little while. A Cu fan that was sitting in front of us came back to his seat and says to a friend "That dumb ass in the santa hat is crying!!! The cops are talking to him and he's balling like a little bitch:lol:!!" Well, it was about half time and we left to go out to the car for half time and we walked by the MU idot and the cops and we here "wah-wah wah- I don't have a warrant!:cry:" cop replies, "Yes, yes you do have a warrant!" MU idot replies "Sniffle, cry, cry, sniffle, wah, wah, wah" We watched the cops hook him up and take him away.

This is Dumbassism at it's finest. Dude has warrant, gets **** housed, talks **** to rival fans is their student section, talks **** to cops, cries like a little bitch once cops run his ID, get arrested.
 
LOL. That guy:

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10 years ago it probably would have been me getting arrested for assault. I did not have the restraint that I do now.
 
That's awesome, HF. There was a Wazzu fan like that over by us a few years ago. He was a colossal prick and enjoyed pissing off the entire section. I didn't get the happy ending you got, though.
 
Buffarino said:
That's awesome, HF. There was a Wazzu fan like that over by us a few years ago. He was a colossal prick and enjoyed pissing off the entire section. I didn't get the happy ending you got, though.
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How the hell did you know I had a happy ending that night?:smile2:
 
Im very glad I was not near that because I have never been more pissed off at a game in my life. I would have been right there in jail as well HF.
 
Nice reporting. Where else do you see this kind of story? Maybe the dude will get to wear one of those orange 'Property of Boulder County Jail' jumpsuits.

All this talk of 'happy endings' sounds like the guy got a massage with a little something extra at the clink.
 
Don't think I would have held it in either. Knocked out a lammie fan in 04, but that was really the only time I lost it. I guess the drinking I had been doing for about 6 hours might have had something to do with it.
 
CU827 said:
Don't think I would have held it in either. Knocked out a lammie fan in 04, but that was really the only time I lost it. I guess the drinking I had been doing for about 6 hours might have had something to do with it.
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Was that the lightning game that year? If so too funny, got in a fight that year as well with a lamb fan, he swung first and missed, I swung second and didn't......long story short, my wife didn't see it all ( she was getting me a beer at the time and comes back), comes to the lambs fan to help the bleeding and everyone tells her.....ummm...you know your husband did this?
 
BUFFSROCKS said:
Was that the lightning game that year? If so too funny, got in a fight that year as well with a lamb fan, he swung first and missed, I swung second and didn't......long story short, my wife didn't see it all ( she was getting me a beer at the time and comes back), comes to the lambs fan to help the bleeding and everyone tells her.....ummm...you know your husband did this?
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It was the first year at Folsom. Lammie fans crashed our tailgate and talked **** at the end of the game even though they had lost. Told my friend to hold my beer, went up and hit him in the jaw, then went back and got my beer. Plenty of witnesses saw that one.
 
Buffarino said:
WTF does she know? She's a newlywed, too. I've been married for 8+ years...

BTW, I blame it on children.:smile2:
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then i guess that i will just have to check in on ya in the vicinity of my six year anniversary, being as you have been whining about your sorry state for two years.

if common sense and a number of people who still have a strong flame after more years than you have been hitched cannot sway you, then you are going to have to wait for an "i told you so" from me.
 
ladyblaise said:
then i guess that i will just have to check in on ya in the vicinity of my six year anniversary, being as you have been whining about your sorry state for two years.

if common sense and a number of people who still have a strong flame after more years than you have been hitched cannot sway you, then you are going to have to wait for an "i told you so" from me.
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Two quick points and then I'll drop it because you're not going to ruin my night.

1. You're the woman. The gatekeeper of the vagina. If you want sex, it happens. So you get it whenever you want it.

2. Come back to me in 6+ years and we'll talk...
 
Buffarino said:
Two quick points and then I'll drop it because you're not going to ruin my night.

1. You're the woman. The gatekeeper of the vagina. If you want sex, it happens. So you get it whenever you want it.

2. Come back to me in 6+ years and we'll talk...
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Ruin your night? 'Rino, I KNOW you have a thicker skin than that. Because I like you I will be brief:

1. That is oversimplified garbage. Sex is a two way street, no matter what. Both people need to click - if it ain't, there is professional help out there for the taking. Best of luck.

2. We have a date in six years. :thumbsup: In the meantime, an expediated timeline could be realized by talking to any of a number of couples who have been married much longer than yourself who still enjoy the hell out of a physical relationship. You might enjoy talking to them, as I am going off of the assumption that deep down, you are a reasonable guy without a monumental ego.

3. Most importantly, :rofl: at HF's story, and :rofl: at the cat in the cage.
 
Highflyer said:
A few of you probably heard me tell this one at half time of our ass whoopin to Mizzery.

My wife and I bought some of the Qdoba $15 tickets for the Mizzou game. The tickets were in the Mizzou section so we decided to sit (stand is more accurate) in the back of the student section. Right before kickoff 4-5 Mizzou fans fill in next to us. I mention to my wife that these dudes are morons for sitting int he CU student section and I'll be surprised if they make it all game. Surprisingly, all but one of them was respectful and not causing much commotion. The one that was, wearing a Mizzou Santa hat of all things in October (wtf?), was pretty drunk and getting more and more lippy as the first half went by. The people around us, including my self were starting to get pissed and I leaned over to one of the guys friends and told him he's going to want to get his buddy under control here pretty soon because there are a bunch of people that are looking like they'd like to take a swing at your boy. The rest of the Mizzou fans told their inebriated buddy to pipe down. Well, he did not.

As I'm balling up a fist getting ready to deck this fool, my wife gives me the "don't be a dumb ass" look and I look towards the aisle and see a couple of BPD. I walk over to the BPD officers and say they may want to keep an eye on the dude in the santa hat as he's in a hornets nest right now and he's managed to piss off everyone within ear shot. One of the officers comes and stands a few seats down from me and is watching the MU idot. The MU idot realizes there is a cop watching him and proceeds to talk **** to the cop. What a maroon.

The guy continues to spout off to the cop and CU fans before he and at least one other MU fan leave the section. This is where the story gets funny. We were glad that the dip**** had left, even if only for a little while. A Cu fan that was sitting in front of us came back to his seat and says to a friend "That dumb ass in the santa hat is crying!!! The cops are talking to him and he's balling like a little bitch:lol:!!" Well, it was about half time and we left to go out to the car for half time and we walked by the MU idot and the cops and we here "wah-wah wah- I don't have a warrant!:cry:" cop replies, "Yes, yes you do have a warrant!" MU idot replies "Sniffle, cry, cry, sniffle, wah, wah, wah" We watched the cops hook him up and take him away.

This is Dumbassism at it's finest. Dude has warrant, gets **** housed, talks **** to rival fans is their student section, talks **** to cops, cries like a little bitch once cops run his ID, get arrested.
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there's probably a lot going on that's not on the surface. In other words, this dude probably has some deep-seeded issues that extend beyond college football.
 
ladyblaise said:
Ruin your night? 'Rino, I KNOW you have a thicker skin than that. Because I like you I will be brief:

1. That is oversimplified garbage. Sex is a two way street, no matter what. Both people need to click - if it ain't, there is professional help out there for the taking. Best of luck.

2. We have a date in six years. :thumbsup: In the meantime, an expediated timeline could be realized by talking to any of a number of couples who have been married much longer than yourself who still enjoy the hell out of a physical relationship. You might enjoy talking to them, as I am going off of the assumption that deep down, you are a reasonable guy without a monumental ego.
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You know it all, don't you?

You could solve the world's problems if they would just let you, right?

GMAFB
 
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