this guy I know, let call him cardinalbuf7, was camping with three of his buddies a few years ago in the Sierras. Being no different than any four buddies who go camping they brought two cases of beer and what can only be described as ****-ton of weed. They spent the entire day drinking beer, playing frisbee golf, and fishing in the nearby stream. About an hour before dusk, one of cb7's friends decides they NEED to watch the sunset while baked, so they hiked about 45 minutes from their campsite and sat on a hillside and watched the sun go down while they got high. Maybe it was the beers or possibly the machoness, but none of the guys grabbed a light before they left camp so they had to walk back in the precipitately approaching absolute darkness of wilderness.
The guys start walking single file on what they can only assume is the right trail to get to camp, when cb7, who is in the rear of the convey starts a flat out run without warning. The three other guys in the group receive no warning, only cb7 who quickly passes each person, who in turn starts running out of fear. After a short all out sprint, all the guys slow down and ask what is happening, but all cb7 can say he just got spooked, but offers no specifics. The group returns to a single file convoy down the singletrack in what can only be considered pitch black, when the last person in the line takes off again because he didn't want to be dead last. Since neither person wants to be dead last an all out sprint ensues until the group suddenly finds themselves in the comfort of their camp, where they laugh at their stupidity and drink some more beers before settling into their sleeping bags for the night. The beer and weed prove to be too powerful an adversary against staying awake and the entire group was safe and asleep within minutes of returning to their tent.
In the middle of the night, the group wakes up to a rustling outside and see cardinalbuf7 with his penis caught in a small hole in a tree. He claims he was just peeing when it got stuck, but to this day the group has their suspicions.