1) If the moon were made of barbeque spare ribs, wouldya eat it?
2) CU fans are recognized to be among the elite of assholes in college athletics. There is an affinity for throwing piss bombs and marshmello filled nails, plus we have a nasty tendency to push wheelchair bound grandmas and their oxygen tanks down multiple flights of stadium stairs.
To kick this up a notch, do you continue to support the murder of puppies, the conflagration of sofas, and a blinding array of laser pointers aimed into the opposition QB's eyes on game day?
3) On a scale of 1 to 10, how racist are you? And how do your racist tendencies complement those displayed by the university of colorado?
4) how much do you use and promote the use of social media amongst your players, your coaching staff, the parents of your players, the fans, and your fellow performance artists on xhamster.com?
5) Do you want your Allbuffs screen name to be Burrito Palazzo? If you want it, its yours.
6) Joel Klatt: Major douchbag, or the biggest douchbag EVAR?
7) That buffalo sculpture near the southwest entrance of Folsom is lying down like a huge lazy shaggy bronze pussy. How important is it to replace that shameful piece of crap with a magestic sculpure of a larger than life bull buffalo standing tall with enormous testicles hanging out for all the world to see?
(Just practicing a heist of the one outside the Colorado History Museum.)
8) why didn't you demand in your contract that the indoor practice facility they want to build also be used as a beer garden on Saturdays?
9) The daughter of the last CU "coach Mac" was knocked up by a player during the school year. As the father of a daughter, are you willing to make a similar commitment?
10). What kind of scotch do you keep in Dan Hawkin's desk?