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It Begins....

FLounder said:
University of Florida > CU


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Gainesville is horrible armpit hick town. Middle of the state (East/West) and doesn't have anywhere near the talent as FSU brings in. Tallahassee is 100x nicer. This is coming from someone who lived in Florida. Don't bring any smack about how nice UF is.
 
liverflukes said:
Best thing about AllBuffs.

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I’m going to avoid attacking CU and AZ for a moment and concentrate on you. In fact, usually one can tell my intoxication levels by my referring to myself as “The Bear”. Third person references usually signal the onset of intoxication and rambling, incoherent posts. Tonight was a rare exception so you chose poorly.

I hate AZ but you also took my dislike of CU to heart. Truth be told, I’m looking to get my masters from CU soon but then, you didn’t know that because you are a neophyte. That said, newbies should shut the hell up but that’s out of my control. What is in my control is my recounting your daily routine for board approval.

How’s this science fan?

You start your day wanking when your roommate leaves Farrand Hall at 7 a.m. You were somewhat smart in that your classes/labs don’t start until later. You attend class feeling smug knowing that you are a science major at CU. Truth be told, you are smart but socially awkward. Mercifully (for everyone in your lecture looking at you) your two classes in the morning end.

You grab your skateboard and head out for lunch but then you eat sh*t on the straight away near all the construction going on. (Hint: it’s near Sackygate which you have never attended) O.K., it’s on your way back to Farrand. Why would you know where Sackygate is anyway? It’s cool. None of the hot chicks nearby are watching your wipe out-not that it would matter.

Lunch rolls around. You go to C4C and hit up the Persian station, the Italian station and grab some sh*tty sushi. You’re in heaven and mom and dad paid for your dinning card so you’ll be back tomorrow too. Problem is, after getting your soda, all the tables are full and you need to head to the very back and sit in a corner unit designed for 8 but you sit in it alone. You see a bunch of hot chicks at other tables who are not in your classes and you realize again that you will never hit quality. You eat your sh*tty sushi and pizza in silence while checking your I-phone but no messages arrive. You get another soda and pizza slice and go back to your seat all the while looking at your lifeless cell phone. You wonder if you should have gone to Sewall instead.

After lunch, you realize you have some time off. Not being able to catalogue all the spank images you should have processed at C4C, you realize you need “better” material to visualize. You skate back to the bookstore. This time, you don’t eat sh*t and you head downstairs and go to the magazine rack near the clearance section in the back. You pick up a Maxim. It’s last month’s issue but you don’t care because you’re weak. You try “reading” it at the plaza outside for awhile but all the skaters mess with your “concentration” so you head back inside and chill near Alferd Packer.

Unfortunately, all the regular students with cool majors are there studying and socializing and you feel awkward again. You head back to your Farrand spank room. You fall asleep. Later, someone on your floor invites everyone to the Sink. You have no ID. You get in with your social security card but you don’t know how to mingle. You feel awkward for the fourth time today. After an hour or so, you go home to spank to your Maxim again. Luckily, your roommate is gone again. He’s studying with his girlfriend that you wish you had. This time though, you fall asleep smug in your belief that CU rules the PAC 12 science disciplines. Rinse and Repeat for 4 years.

Look up "Cyclotron" champ. While you're at it, look up the "Free Speech Movement" which aided your ability to post stupid assed and uninformed posts on the internet. Lastly, don’t poke the bear unless you want more.
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Well done. Pretty detailed, maybe it comes from some personal experience? You're right about the awkward, but I was pretty good looking so was able to get by at CU. (we don't take things too seriously here) Played a club sport, so I wasn't a total loser. I miss Boulder every day, wish I could spend time eating ****ty sushi between classes in silence again. Can't imagine your average Cal student is living a more exciting life than that.
 
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BuffTE41 said:
Well done. Pretty detailed, maybe it comes from some personal experience? You're right about the awkward, but I was pretty good looking so was able to get by at CU. (we don't take things too seriously here) Played a club sport, so I wasn't a total loser. I miss Boulder every day, wish I could spend time eating ****ty sushi between classes in silence again. Can't imagine your average Cal student is living a more exciting life than that.
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Hey ... the Bear is pretty cool ... for, well ... you know ... a BEAR. :lol:
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
I eagerly await a rebuttal.

Semper Gumby
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BuffTE41 said:
Well done. Pretty detailed, maybe it comes from some personal experience? You're right about the awkward, but I was pretty good looking so was able to get by at CU. (we don't take things too seriously here) Played a club sport, so I wasn't a total loser. I miss Boulder every day, wish I could spend time eating ****ty sushi between classes in silence again. Can't imagine your average Cal student is living a more exciting life than that.
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I think I can go ahead and say that I share BP's disappointment...
 
Junction said:
I think I can go ahead and say that I share BP's disappointment...
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Tried my best. Never had to reply to a deep, weirdly specific psychological rambling like that. I can do the self-deprecation thing up to a point, I'd say he's about 1/3 accurate. How and why he spent the energy typing that out is beyond me however.
 
FightCu1414 said:
Everybody better ****ing show up to Gameday tomorrow. I will be getting two hours of sleep and still going. Go Buffs!
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Yes ... because EVERYTHING is better with virtually no sleep AND a hangover. :lol:


REPRESENT, dude!:thumbsup:
 
L Buff said:
Yes ... because EVERYTHING is better with virtually no sleep AND a hangover. :lol:


REPRESENT, dude!:thumbsup:
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Will do! You know you have hit rock bottom when you come to allbuffs after a late night. See ya guys tomorrow. **** the ***********.
 
Look everyone L Buff is drunk and going crazy with the emoticons again. Grampa is trying to be cool.
 
tante said:
Look everyone L Buff is drunk and going crazy with the emoticons again. Grampa is trying to be cool.
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And as usual you have absolutely nothing clever or intelligent to say, and yet you insist on posting.

But sleep tight and sweet dreams ... and GO BUFFS!
 
L Buff said:
And as usual you have absolutely nothing clever or intelligent to say, and yet you insist on posting.

But sleep tight and sweet dreams ... and GO BUFFS!
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And this is why nursing homes shouldn't have an internet connection folks.
 
liverflukes said:
He never reps me.

Where's Rugged by the way? I want to put him to the test tonight.
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What the **** do you want?

liverflukes said:
Best thing about AllBuffs: Rugged's Mod powers



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I’m going to avoid attacking CU and AZ for a moment and concentrate on you. In fact, usually one can tell my intoxication levels by my referring to myself as “The Bear”. Third person references usually signal the onset of intoxication and rambling, incoherent posts. Tonight was a rare exception so you chose poorly.

I hate AZ but you also took my dislike of CU to heart. Truth be told, I’m looking to get my masters from CU soon but then, you didn’t know that because you are a neophyte. That said, newbies should shut the hell up but that’s out of my control. What is in my control is my recounting your daily routine for board approval.

How’s this science fan?

You start your day wanking when your roommate leaves Farrand Hall at 7 a.m. You were somewhat smart in that your classes/labs don’t start until later. You attend class feeling smug knowing that you are a science major at CU. Truth be told, you are smart but socially awkward. Mercifully (for everyone in your lecture looking at you) your two classes in the morning end.

You grab your skateboard and head out for lunch but then you eat sh*t on the straight away near all the construction going on. (Hint: it’s near Sackygate which you have never attended) O.K., it’s on your way back to Farrand. Why would you know where Sackygate is anyway? It’s cool. None of the hot chicks nearby are watching your wipe out-not that it would matter.

Lunch rolls around. You go to C4C and hit up the Persian station, the Italian station and grab some sh*tty sushi. You’re in heaven and mom and dad paid for your dinning card so you’ll be back tomorrow too. Problem is, after getting your soda, all the tables are full and you need to head to the very back and sit in a corner unit designed for 8 but you sit in it alone. You see a bunch of hot chicks at other tables who are not in your classes and you realize again that you will never hit quality. You eat your sh*tty sushi and pizza in silence while checking your I-phone but no messages arrive. You get another soda and pizza slice and go back to your seat all the while looking at your lifeless cell phone. You wonder if you should have gone to Sewall instead.

After lunch, you realize you have some time off. Not being able to catalogue all the spank images you should have processed at C4C, you realize you need “better” material to visualize. You skate back to the bookstore. This time, you don’t eat sh*t and you head downstairs and go to the magazine rack near the clearance section in the back. You pick up a Maxim. It’s last month’s issue but you don’t care because you’re weak. You try “reading” it at the plaza outside for awhile but all the skaters mess with your “concentration” so you head back inside and chill near Alferd Packer.

Unfortunately, all the regular students with cool majors are there studying and socializing and you feel awkward again. You head back to your Farrand spank room. You fall asleep. Later, someone on your floor invites everyone to the Sink. You have no ID. You get in with your social security card but you don’t know how to mingle. You feel awkward for the fourth time today. After an hour or so, you go home to spank to your Maxim again. Luckily, your roommate is gone again. He’s studying with his girlfriend that you wish you had. This time though, you fall asleep smug in your belief that CU rules the PAC 12 science disciplines. Rinse and Repeat for 4 years.

Look up "Cyclotron" champ. While you're at it, look up the "Free Speech Movement" which aided your ability to post stupid assed and uninformed posts on the internet. Lastly, don’t poke the bear unless you want more.

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Learn to spoiler your nonsense.
 
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liverflukes said:
Best thing about AllBuffs: Rugged's Mod powers



[hide]

I’m going to avoid attacking CU and AZ for a moment and concentrate on you. In fact, usually one can tell my intoxication levels by my referring to myself as “The Bear”. Third person references usually signal the onset of intoxication and rambling, incoherent posts. Tonight was a rare exception so you chose poorly.

I hate AZ but you also took my dislike of CU to heart. Truth be told, I’m looking to get my masters from CU soon but then, you didn’t know that because you are a neophyte. That said, newbies should shut the hell up but that’s out of my control. What is in my control is my recounting your daily routine for board approval.

How’s this science fan?

You start your day wanking when your roommate leaves Farrand Hall at 7 a.m. You were somewhat smart in that your classes/labs don’t start until later. You attend class feeling smug knowing that you are a science major at CU. Truth be told, you are smart but socially awkward. Mercifully (for everyone in your lecture looking at you) your two classes in the morning end.

You grab your skateboard and head out for lunch but then you eat sh*t on the straight away near all the construction going on. (Hint: it’s near Sackygate which you have never attended) O.K., it’s on your way back to Farrand. Why would you know where Sackygate is anyway? It’s cool. None of the hot chicks nearby are watching your wipe out-not that it would matter.

Lunch rolls around. You go to C4C and hit up the Persian station, the Italian station and grab some sh*tty sushi. You’re in heaven and mom and dad paid for your dinning card so you’ll be back tomorrow too. Problem is, after getting your soda, all the tables are full and you need to head to the very back and sit in a corner unit designed for 8 but you sit in it alone. You see a bunch of hot chicks at other tables who are not in your classes and you realize again that you will never hit quality. You eat your sh*tty sushi and pizza in silence while checking your I-phone but no messages arrive. You get another soda and pizza slice and go back to your seat all the while looking at your lifeless cell phone. You wonder if you should have gone to Sewall instead.

After lunch, you realize you have some time off. Not being able to catalogue all the spank images you should have processed at C4C, you realize you need “better” material to visualize. You skate back to the bookstore. This time, you don’t eat sh*t and you head downstairs and go to the magazine rack near the clearance section in the back. You pick up a Maxim. It’s last month’s issue but you don’t care because you’re weak. You try “reading” it at the plaza outside for awhile but all the skaters mess with your “concentration” so you head back inside and chill near Alferd Packer.

Unfortunately, all the regular students with cool majors are there studying and socializing and you feel awkward again. You head back to your Farrand spank room. You fall asleep. Later, someone on your floor invites everyone to the Sink. You have no ID. You get in with your social security card but you don’t know how to mingle. You feel awkward for the fourth time today. After an hour or so, you go home to spank to your Maxim again. Luckily, your roommate is gone again. He’s studying with his girlfriend that you wish you had. This time though, you fall asleep smug in your belief that CU rules the PAC 12 science disciplines. Rinse and Repeat for 4 years.

Look up "Cyclotron" champ. While you're at it, look up the "Free Speech Movement" which aided your ability to post stupid assed and uninformed posts on the internet. Lastly, don’t poke the bear unless you want more.

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That had more build up for disappointment than Contact (would not rematch that one)
 
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