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Questions/comments about the aggies:

Why doesn't everyone get jackboots? Not too long ago A&M was 100% ROTC and 100% male, so everyone had jackboots.
Where are the girls? Plenty of girls. The school is very big 40k at least.
Yell crew dudes remind me of soda jerks. Or milkmen.
Too many jerseys. ?

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Questions/comments about the aggies:

Why doesn't everyone get jackboots?
Where are the girls?
Yell crew dudes remind me of soda jerks.
Too many jerseys.

Seniors get boots
Women cut hair super short so they don't have to deal with some stupid uniform regs
Yell Leaders are just male cheerleaders. But don't tell them that.
The jerseys are new. Adidas is trying to be nike.
 
Just wait when you get to their campus.

Just remember: STAY OFF THE LAWN!
 
This might be my vote for thread of the year. Now only if you could add in he MS Paint from Prevail and Ride.... Instead of the link.
 
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