GAME WEEK!!! :dance3::dance3::dance3::dance4::dance4::dance2::dance2::dance5:
Roasting a pig for the Hawaii game cant wait!
That's got to be a euphemism for something, right?
That's got to be a euphemism for something, right?
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Note: do not google "fat lady in a tanning bed"
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Note: do not google "fat lady in a tanning bed"
We are almost the same weight and I feel FAT TABULOUS! I just started tanning this week and I go to the ones that you stand up in. That way I don't have to hear the bed sighing and creaking when I lay on it and it ensures I get all of my body, not just the part laying under the lamp.
I go tanning all the time. The bed creaks a liitle but it is sturdy.....and I am way bigger than you. I only wear my skivies cuz the thought of my bottom where others has been freaks me out. The other problem is the lines where my boobs fall to the side. I end up with a white triangle by each arm pit! But is makes you feel so good. Start slow and be sure to use an indoor tanning lotion.
You win, you agree with 'Tini. Admission standards have clearly dropped. Should be good for the football team.@RyanMiller
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@CUBuffs
All just tweeted that game week starts today haha
i found the fat girl's version of allbuffs!
I seriously might have lost my Monday productivity. Such great posts like this:
And this:
Ummmm, you got more quotes by any chance? I'm just wondering for no reason...
Unfortunately there is science behind the even tan when you are bigger. Things naturally fall to the side when you are horizontal and to the ground when you are vertical. Switch it up....pull the belly off the thighs one day, on the next. Same with the boobs. When you lay down make sure your skin is flat and not bunched in any way or else you will get lines in the creases. For half of my session I tilt my neck back to be sure all of my chins are tanned. Even though it is only 5-10 minutes to start it seems longer once you are in there...so plenty of time to move things around. Also the beds are curved so you are kind of angled in a way that what needs lifting should stay in place without you holding it. If not, be careful...you do not want hand marks on your front butt!
One more for Wally
You win, you agree with 'Tini. Admission standards have clearly dropped. Should be good for the football team.
Never stated an opinion just sharing facts to see what you guys do with it hahaha
Never stated an opinion just sharing facts to see what you guys do with it hahaha
Those aren't facts, they're the opposite. The fact is weeks start on Sunday. How do you not know this?Never stated an opinion just sharing facts to see what you guys do with it hahaha
Rebecca Black.Those aren't facts, they're the opposite. The fact is weeks start on Sunday. How do you not know this?
oh no HAHAHAOne more for Wally
Those aren't facts, they're the opposite. The fact is weeks start on Sunday. How do you not know this?
Dammit! You know I'm obligated, but I've got nothing to give.
So I was right about the lower standards thing, huh?The fact was that those people tweeted it. Not what day the week starts.
Rep whore! I'm out too.It'd be a lot cooler if you did.