Menu
What's new
By:
Filters
AllBuffs | Unofficial fan site for the University of Colorado at Boulder Athletics programs

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • Prime Time. Prime Time. Its a new era for Colorado football. Consider signing up for a club membership! For $20/year, you can get access to all the special features at Allbuffs, including club member only forums, dark mode, avatars and best of all no ads ! But seriously, please sign up so that we can pay the bills. No one earns money here, and we can use your $20 to keep this hellhole running. You can sign up for a club membership by navigating to your account in the upper right and clicking on "Account Upgrades". Make it happen!

Lane Kiffin in hot water

Burrito Palazzo said:
I couldn't find the ones where Al Gore = Kiffen, but I did find the ones where Kiffen = dog poop.

Exhibit A:


Selection of predictive equations for ME in pet foods1
Factorial methods
Atwater factors (2) ME (kcal) (4 g protein) (9 g fat) (4
g NFE)
Modified Atwater
factors (4)
ME (kcal) (3.5 g protein) (8.5 g fat)
(3.5 g NFE)
Interactive methods
By gross energy (6) ME (kcal) GE (kcal/g) 1.209–1.911
By fiber (8) Dog food:
Step 1: Determine GE by bomb calorimetry
[or calculate GE kcal (5.73 g protein)
(9.08 g fat) 4.06 (g NFE g
fiber)]
Step 2: Percentage energy digestibility 91.2
(1.43 percentage crude fiber in dry
matter)
Step 3: ME (GE percentage digestibility/
100) (1.04 g protein)
Cat food:
Step 1: Determine GE by bomb calorimetry
[or calculate GE kcal (5.73 g protein)
(9.08 g fat) 4.06 (g NFE g
fiber)]
Step 2: Percentage energy digestibility 87.9
(0.88 percentage crude fiber in dry
matter)
Step 3: ME (GE percentage digestibility/
100) (0.74 g protein)
1 GE, gross energy or heat of combustion; ME, metabolizable energy; NFE, nitrogen-free extract = Lane Kiffen.
Click to expand...

I see... the differential quantum kilojoules EQUALS Lane Kiffin is a zero vector oblique asymptote...


OBTW..... when did Tennessee add the "P" to the women's escort group known as the Orange Riders?
 
sackman said:
Ted Gilmore is now a WR coach at USC. I know you have to go where the jobs are, but that seems like a bad move to me, assuming there were other options. Kiffin is a disaster waiting to happen.
Click to expand...

When you do not have many options, a bad move is sometimes a necessity.
 
sackman said:
I know. I think it sucks because I'm friends with his family. They are good people and I'm sorry that he keeps going to schools I hate.
Click to expand...

Unfortunately, it is the life of an assistant coach. I cannot imagine how the families deal with it, not knowing where they are going to be from year to year. Going from Boulder to Lincoln to Los Angeles, talk about drastic changes.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top