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BerkeleyBuff
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That was awesome.
DrunkPanda
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One of the ram posts on that article "fun fact: all the rams statues on campus face north so their butts are pointed in CUs direction"
Did he make that up or is it an actual thing? If it's TRUE, that's both stupid and pathetic. Stupid that csu thinks that is an effective way to throw shade at us. Pathetic because they go through that effort to throw shade at us and none of us even notice or care
Did he make that up or is it an actual thing? If it's TRUE, that's both stupid and pathetic. Stupid that csu thinks that is an effective way to throw shade at us. Pathetic because they go through that effort to throw shade at us and none of us even notice or care
If it were true it would make some sense. Line them all up so they can receive their butt whippings easier.
It's never going to change, no matter what they do well CU will always be the one who does something better. No matter what positive notice they gain CU will always do something more notable to steal their spotlight.
In their hearts they know this to be true but they don't want to accept it. They live for the day they get to see CU slip on the banana peel only for when it happens to see the beautiful girl they have secretly dreamed of run over to CU, give a kiss and a hug, and they walk off in each others arms as CSU stands there thinking about another night with a frozen pizza and some pron sites.
I mean, the Ralphie statue out front of Folsom looks east to watch over Nebraska.
Regardless of if they did it on purpose or not, I know for a fact that not all the Ram statues on campus face North.
I consider myself VERY good with technology and computers specifically. But I cannot for the life of me figure out how to navigate that **** site. Is it oldest replies are the bottom thread? And you have to go to a new url to read that reply? That's stupid. CSU sucks.
WarBuff
Club Member
Oldest post at the top, then click the next button right below the like button at the bottom of the message. What is bizarre is that it cascades on my iPhone, but not computer.
And they are bewildered when we rightfully mock them.
I mean, the Ralphie statue out front of Folsom looks east to watch over Nebraska.
Regardless of if they did it on purpose or not, I know for a fact that not all the Ram statues on campus face North.
Would that be like making a giant animal statue and then pointing the butt hole of said statue in the general direction of your rival?
Was more making the point that schools/teams do this kind of thing all the time.
If all the rams really are facing North it probably to watch Wyoming because of the "Border War". An unintended consequence would be their butts point towards Boulder.
Mb2658
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A statue of their own mascot fighting against....their own mascot. Sums up their program perfectly.I mean, the Ralphie statue out front of Folsom looks east to watch over Nebraska.
Regardless of if they did it on purpose or not, I know for a fact that not all the Ram statues on campus face North.
Actually the perfect summing up of their program.
Official mascot
Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep ram. One of the most majestic animals in nature able to survive difficult conditions and fight off predators.
The reality of who they are expressed by a mascot
A stinking domestic sheep. Easily led around by a single person, known for willingly submitting to being sheared, killed by coyotes, and otherwise being one of the least impressive animals one could find.
Fits them well, talk a big game, lay claim to an impressive identity, then bleat like victims in waiting when they are exposed for what they are.
jizzrag85
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Actually the perfect summing up of their program.
Official mascot
Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep ram. One of the most majestic animals in nature able to survive difficult conditions and fight off predators.
The reality of who they are expressed by a mascot
A stinking domestic sheep. Easily led around by a single person, known for willingly submitting to being sheared, killed by coyotes, and otherwise being one of the least impressive animals one could find.
Fits them well, talk a big game, lay claim to an impressive identity, then bleat like victims in waiting when they are exposed for what they are.
Hahahaha MTN is on a roll the past few days
Bliff Cranch
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I hereby nominate MTN to produce the csewe s__tty previewHahahaha MTN is on a roll the past few days
Bliff Cranch
Well-Known Member
somebody
Well-Known Member
Seriously flawed logic.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
Even a blind squirrel will find a nut sometimesHahahaha MTN is on a roll the past few days
FlatironsBuff
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I always figured MTN more as the thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters type of analogy.
fify.
When will DBT stop putting blind squirrels in his pants?
Doubtful.
Gerbils, asshole.
BerkeleyBuff
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Actually the perfect summing up of their program.
Official mascot
Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep ram. One of the most majestic animals in nature able to survive difficult conditions and fight off predators.
The reality of who they are expressed by a mascot
A stinking domestic sheep. Easily led around by a single person, known for willingly submitting to being sheared, killed by coyotes, and otherwise being one of the least impressive animals one could find.
Fits them well, talk a big game, lay claim to an impressive identity, then bleat like victims in waiting when they are exposed for what they are.
Ewe...