To lure kids into your van?I vaguely recall using these at Disney world in the 1970s.
To lure kids into your van?I vaguely recall using these at Disney world in the 1970s.
Aren't you too tall for those rides?the worst thing about the tickets was that you could combine an A and B to make a C ticket, or a B and C to make a D ticket, but you couldn't combine anyting to make an E ticket--the best rides-Space Mountian, Jungle Cruise, etc. Of course, you could buy more E tickets. But my parents weren't falling for that scam. Nope, go ride the Tea Cups or the carrosel, captian B ticket.
That's what happened to his hairline.Aren't you too tall for those rides?
Good post, crazy old man, living off of the hypothetical achievements of your has-been kid.If my oldest had been a professional athlete, he'd be considered "a wily old veteran." That makes me feel really old.
Hey, gotta have something to hold on to!Good post, crazy old man, living off of the hypothetical achievements of your has-been kid.
Good post, crazy old man, living off of the hypothetical achievements of your has-been kid.
Debonair Baller Tits?This post needed the word "vicarious" in there somewhere. I think the B in DBT stands for 'Baller'.
Debonair Baller Tits?
He's gonna need your mailing address, Fat Lazy Asshole Buff.where do I send my $9.95 for your newsletter?
Is that some sort of Alabama joke?i'm too lazy to make an acronym for your name, and I don't look fat stating next to you.
Shut up, Uncle Klingon Enema Nun!He's gonna need your mailing address, Fat Lazy Asshole Buff.
i don't think he'll get thatIs that some sort of Alabama joke?
It's a different one. Re-read.i don't think he'll get that
Aha! He should get that.Is that some sort of Alabama joke?
Aha! He should get that.