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Nebraska tickets

It wasn’t in college, I was slinging that **** illegally in grade school. Wait... statute of limitations is up right?
 
Who coined the phrase “Tuff as rain?”

What was Leash’s fishing themed previous user name?

Who referred to the white buffalo painting as butt ugly?

Which poster played on both O and D lines at CU?

What did TBD stand for?

What does UBL stand for?

How old am I?
 
Uncle Ken said:
Who coined the phrase “Tuff as rain?”

What was Leash’s fishing themed previous user name?

Who referred to the white buffalo painting as butt ugly?

Which poster played on both O and D lines at CU?

What did TBD stand for?

What does UBL stand for?

How old am I?
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I can only answer two of them in my short time here. And the first one is a guess. Is WyoBuff the one that played O and D line? UBL is Utter Buff Love.
Side note: Proud of what I turned this thread into with the poster questions :ROFLMAO:
 
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Uncle Ken said:
Who coined the phrase “Tuff as rain?”

What was Leash’s fishing themed previous user name?

Who referred to the white buffalo painting as butt ugly?

Which poster played on both O and D lines at CU?

What did TBD stand for?

What does UBL stand for?

How old am I?
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I want to play Missou just so Tough Tiger comes back.
 
Bread said:
I can only answer two of them in my short time here. And the first one is a guess. Is WyoBuff the one that played O and D line? UBL is Utter Buff Love.
Side note: Proud of what I turned this thread into with the poster questions :ROFLMAO:
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Yes, thank you for that...lol
 
Not Sure said:
I shall neither confirm nor deny my presence.
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I remember now! You were one of many average posters back in the day, then you got into a government time machine and emerged into a dumber, more idiotic Allbuffs in which you were intellectually superior!

Wait, that's not quite right...
 
Jello Bear said:
I remember now! You were one of many average posters back in the day, then you got into a government time machine and emerged into a dumber, more idiotic Allbuffs in which you were intellectually superior!

Wait, that's not quite right...
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Remarkably close to actual events.
 
Desperate for 4 tickets, flying in from Phoenix. I went to Lincoln for the game last year and was the only black shirt in a sea of red in my area. I'm totally willing to pay for tickets, just trying not to spend double face value. If anyone is selling 4 send me a PM. Thanks, Dave
 
letsgoavs192 said:
Desperate for 4 tickets, flying in from Phoenix. I went to Lincoln for the game last year and was the only black shirt in a sea of red in my area. I'm totally willing to pay for tickets, just trying not to spend double face value. If anyone is selling 4 send me a PM. Thanks, Dave
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You’re going to have to be a bit patient here. First round of purchases has come and gone and there’s a 2nd round here soon where more of us can purchase extra tickets, then alumni, then general public. The next round doesn’t start until first week of May though.
 
Buffsrock85 said:
You’re going to have to be a bit patient here. First round of purchases has come and gone and there’s a 2nd round here soon where more of us can purchase extra tickets, then alumni, then general public. The next round doesn’t start until first week of May though.
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Thanks! Like I said if anyone is able to sell 4 just message me. Thanks again
 
Does anybody have an idea if tickets will be available for Alumni C Club members? It always says that it's based on availability.
 
Not Sure said:
I’m not planning on stopping them. I’m planning on making a lot of money off of them.

Then laughing at them as they sulk out of the stadium.
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That makes two of us. Speaking of which I have 4 first row behind the **** ****braska bench.

PM me if interested.
 
Pro Tip 1: Before making your GBR Piss Balloons, don't forget to eat 1519653347-delish-roasted-asparagus-1.jpg

Pro Tip 2: Start making them now so they have proper fermenting time. We are rapidly approaching the prime fermenting deadline

You want them smelling like these balloons all the way home, or at least until they reach the burning crap pile and it over powers your asparagus piss.
 
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RuffBuff said:
Pro Tip 1: Before making your **** ****braska Piss Balloons, don't forget to eat View attachment 29445

Pro Tip 2: Start making them now so they have proper fermenting time. We are rapidly approaching the prime fermenting deadline

You want them smelling like these balloons all the way home, or at least until they reach the burning crap pile and it over powers your asparagus piss.
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I was always taught to do a quick freeze of my piss balloons, to create a piss balloon sludge if you will. They're not only easier to throw but they give a little extra pop to Granny at impact. Will the asparagus still shine if the balloon has been partially frozen???
 
Steve821980 said:
I was always taught to do a quick freeze of my piss balloons, to create a piss balloon sludge if you will. They're not only easier to throw but they give a little extra pop to Granny at impact. Will the asparagus still shine if the balloon has been partially frozen???
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Great idea. Of course it will, once it melts upon contact it will increasingly get worse for the victim. You’re a brutal son of a bitch and I like that.
 
steph said:
The secret to a really good piss balloon (passed down from my grandmother, class of 1962) is to add a heaping tablespoon of corn starch to give it a nice sticky, thick consistency.
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If anyone needs some nice modified corn starch (or potato) I'm your guy.
 
steph said:
The secret to a really good piss balloon (passed down from my grandmother, class of 1962) is to add a heaping tablespoon of corn starch to give it a nice sticky, thick consistency.
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Granny was ahead of her time. However, don't overdo the corn starch or you run the risk of the balloon not breaking at impact.
 
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