LaserDeathHawk
Club Member
Could not have made our point better, all you have is a meaningless record. Go tell your new conference all about it, they'll be on the edge of their seats.
and then you'll still be in Nebraska.
Just for kicks I went to the official Nebraska Tourism site to see what they have to say for themselves. (http://www.visitnebraska.gov). The list is better than anything we could have made up.
Bone Creek Museum of Agrarian Art (paintings of tractors and whatnot)
International Quilt Study Center (you keep it sexy Nebraska!)
Amazing Pizza Machine (I **** you not, it is on their list of attractions)
American Historical Society of Germans from Russia. (maybe they're right and Buffs are dumb because I don't understand that at all)
the list keeps going
other fun links I found
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nebraska
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14558260861834207051 - a test to see if you think nebraska sucks enough
http://www.zazzle.com/nebraska+sucks+tshirts - cottage industry believes nebraska sucks
http://amplicate.com/hate/nebraska - 67% of the people agree that nebraska sucks. 67% of people never agree on anything