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New Poster - Question for board about staff

Buffsrock85 said:
But your mom wants you to eat at Jimmy Johns.
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Umm, no. While I'm certain she would like me to make healthy choices, my diet is the least of her concerns these days. Regardless, she is not a fan of Jimmy Johns.

I'm guessing your mother feeds you Jimmy Johns before she bathes you, powders your ass, and puts you to bed each night?
 
CUBuff98 said:
Umm, no. While I'm certain she would like me to make healthy choices, my diet is the least of her concerns these days. Regardless, she is not a fan of Jimmy Johns.

I'm guessing your mother feeds you Jimmy Johns before she bathes you, powders your ass, and puts you to bed each night?
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Well, my mom’s dead so no. But, it’s their slogan so.
 
CUBuff98 said:
Umm, no. While I'm certain she would like me to make healthy choices, my diet is the least of her concerns these days. Regardless, she is not a fan of Jimmy Johns.

I'm guessing your mother feeds you Jimmy Johns before she bathes you, powders your ass, and puts you to bed each night?
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Buffsrock85 said:
Well, my mom’s dead so no. But, it’s their slogan so.
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you are both reasonably new here. mom jokes are my go-to. making your moms "real" kinda screws that up. i'm not good with working new material.
 
Liver said:
you are both reasonably new here. mom jokes are my go-to. making your moms "real" kinda screws that up. i'm not good with working new material.
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Damn straight!

And the suggestion that a mom is going to bathe someone, powder his ass and put him to bed... it's just wrong. That's a beautiful, special thing between me and Liver's mom that I won't have you degenerates soiling!
 
Buffsrock85 said:
Yeah, I should probably be a better sport about it after 6 years. But, I was 25, she was my best friend and she had ALS. Watching that **** happen to someone just ruins your life.

Anyways. Back to football!
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Sad to hear that. I'm pretty sure there's a Jason's Old Fashioned Italian Deli in Heaven, though. There's one in Littleton. Colorado's not the best place in the world for sandwiches, but that place used to be great - probably still is.

And OP, get me a beer!
 
The Ogre said:
Sad to hear that. I'm pretty sure there's a Jason's Old Fashioned Italian Deli in Heaven, though. There's one in Littleton. Colorado's not the best place in the world for sandwiches, but that place used to be great - probably still is.

And OP, get me a beer!
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Your butcher frank in Longmont makes killer sandwiches! They’re a tiny meat shop, they’re great.
 
CUBuff98 said:
Umm, no. While I'm certain she would like me to make healthy choices, my diet is the least of her concerns these days. Regardless, she is not a fan of Jimmy Johns.

I'm guessing your mother feeds you Jimmy Johns before she bathes you, powders your ass, and puts you to bed each night?
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Either way, we have two moms that reek of semen!
 
Liver said:
all franchise sandwich shops serve dead donkey ass sandwiches. that's why you people are arguing about whether the dead donkey is on a toasted or non-toasted roll and whether or not it is coated in chipotle mayo. but, you can't hide the taste of dead donkey ass forever. so, n00b... when i say get me a sandwich, i want a no-nitrates organic low sodium humanely slaughtered ham on a gluten free non-gmo organic bun, baked in an artisanal store owned by native americans. don't try to bring any of that subway **** in here. it's getting tossed right back in your ignorant n00b face. oh, and if you happen to be a really hot female super model with questionable judgment and a thing for angry ex-lawyers, then please also wear a tail. i'm thinking about experimenting with furryism.
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This should go in the all-time great All-Buffs posts pantheon. It has everything. Boulder-specific hippie nutrition, Noob insults, references the fact that there is an overrepresentation of angry middle-aged, burned out lawyers on here. Pure gold, Liver.
 
Liver said:
all franchise sandwich shops serve dead donkey ass sandwiches. that's why you people are arguing about whether the dead donkey is on a toasted or non-toasted roll and whether or not it is coated in chipotle mayo. but, you can't hide the taste of dead donkey ass forever. so, n00b... when i say get me a sandwich, i want a no-nitrates organic low sodium humanely slaughtered ham on a gluten free non-gmo organic bun, baked in an artisanal store owned by native americans. don't try to bring any of that subway **** in here. it's getting tossed right back in your ignorant n00b face. oh, and if you happen to be a really hot female super model with questionable judgment and a thing for angry ex-lawyers, then please also wear a tail. i'm thinking about experimenting with furryism.
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You had me at "humanely slaughtered"!!
 
Back on topic here-Entire staff changes are pretty rare with the advent of the early period. Chev for sure stays, and maybe one other guy. Brown or Ambrose are most likely, and I could see Eliot in a Co-DC setup with Dan Lanning from UGA (if what I say about Lanning coming with Tucker is true-Lanning is 29 IIRC)
 
I could see Lanning coming along as the DC under a guy like MT. Not sure why we'd keep Eliot in that scenario TBH. I also doubt that Lanning has enough resume/experience to be a DC for UGA at this point. He'd only perhaps meet the minimum experience level to work here.
 
No one goes to Half Fast anymore? I thought they were decent.

Guess any sammich tastes better with 1/2 gallon of hard alcohol
 
ahoelsken said:
Back on topic here-Entire staff changes are pretty rare with the advent of the early period. Chev for sure stays, and maybe one other guy. Brown or Ambrose are most likely, and I could see Eliot in a Co-DC setup with Dan Lanning from UGA (if what I say about Lanning coming with Tucker is true-Lanning is 29 IIRC)
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Hahaha! I came back to read how my thread was marinating and I got mom jokes and Deli meat rating scales. I’ll apparently need to be a little less expansive next time. Oh, and your mom slices bacon at the local Safeway for minimum wage.
 
ChalkdustBuff said:
Hahaha! I came back to read how my thread was marinating and I got mom jokes and Deli meat rating scales. I’ll apparently need to be a little less expansive next time. Oh, and your mom slices bacon at the local Safeway for minimum wage.
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Not sure how we got from that to Quiznos........welcome to allbuffs @ChalkdustBuff
 
ZandiBuff said:
No one goes to Half Fast anymore? I thought they were decent.

Guess any sammich tastes better with 1/2 gallon of hard alcohol
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Yeah I think of strong island ice tea pitchers there before I think of sandwiches. But the food is good too.

There are few things more Boulder than comparing sandwich shops. Thanks to Liver for the most Boulder post of us all. Except for the furries part. Never saw any in Boulder, but maybe I was at the wrong parties...
 
My "go to" sandwich shops in Boulder are actually Deli Zone and Snarf's. DZ mostly for breakfast kongs, meatball subs or a philly. Snarf's for everything else.
 
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