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Official 2023 Bowl Games Thread

The tune for the Mich fight song was a summer camp song. They need to not score so I don’t sing the damn song all night.
 
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The tune for the Mich fight song was a summer camp song. They need to not score so I don’t sing the damn song all night.

What kind of camp is that? My kids come home from camp singing Country Roads and Friend of the Devil.
 
What kind of camp is that? My kids come home from camp singing Country Roads and Friend of the Devil.
3 week camp in Texas. They made up a lot of words to various tunes. This particular song was Hail to the campfire lighters with a pause in the middle to tell us who was chosen for campfire lighter that day.

We also had a song about a guy who ground up cats and dogs into sausages.
 
3 week camp in Texas. They made up a lot of words to various tunes. This particular song was Hail to the campfire lighters with a pause in the middle to tell us who was chosen for campfire lighter that day.

We also had a song about a guy who ground up cats and dogs into sausages.

And you somehow turned out kind of normal.
 
Yes, details on JJ McCarthy’s tooth brushing routine is what I needed. What tooth paste and tooth brush does he use?
 
Found the lyrics - changed a few for the Texas version.

Once there was a Dutchman
His name was Johnny Verbeck
He made the finest sausages and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages that'll evermore be seen,
Till one day he invented a sausage makin machine.

Chorus

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean,
I told you, you'd be sorry for inventin' that machine
now all the neighbors cats and dogs will nevermore be seen
For they'll be ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine.

One day a boy came walkin' a walkin' thru the door.
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle, He whistled up a tune.
And all the little sausages went dancin' round the room.

Chorus:

One day the darn thing busted, it simply wouldn't go,
So Johnny Verbeck hopped inside to see what made it so.
His wife was having nightmares, went walkin' in her sleep
She gave that thing a heck of a yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat!
 
A gap big enough for all the farmers who were protesting here today to drive their tractors through. And the tractors would probably outsprint the UW Defense also.
 
I just did an image search because I couldn't remember who she is.

She's a "5" at best, but with a blonde dye job, ridiculous boob job and way too much makeup. Always surprises me how many guys go for that. Not my thing.
Ah 5? Dude she always has a ham sandwich handy.
 
The main thing that sucks about this so far is that it reinforces the narrative that the pac was soft. Rest In pieces you shiitty ass ex conference.
 
Washington's defense seems to rely on UM RBs running into the big pile of humanity in the middle and ignoring the large gaps on the outside.
 
The main thing that sucks about this so far is that it reinforces the narrative that the pac was soft. Rest In pieces you shiitty ass ex conference.
It was soft. Utah's the only program that emphasized the DL, which is why they consistently beat more talented teams which had more NFL prospects in conference play but could never beat a P5 non-conference opponent.
 
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