Have you ever floated down a slow river getting **** housed with friends? It really is fun. I agree the marketing campaign is ridiculous, but don't discount the ol' river float.
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Official ****braska Hate Thread
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Have you ever floated down a slow river getting **** housed with friends? It really is fun. I agree the marketing campaign is ridiculous, but don't discount the ol' river float.
jizzrag85
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Move over North Dakota, you no longer have the most unappealing tourism ad campaign.
Dude looks generally surprised to see a woman.
jizzrag85
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River float? Sure. River float in livestock feeding tanks? Even alabama and Arkansas are saying, “holy **** that’s redneck.”
I’ll just float down a river here and drink a ****ing beer and I don’t have to drive to ****ty Nebraska to do that.
JFC Hokie, how many times do we have to tell you . . . don't go chasin' waterfalls.
VCBuff
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Was at a wedding on Saturday. Bride is from Nebraska. As we were waiting for the ceremony to get kicked off, I got to watch the last 10 minutes of the NU game and OT surrounded by 2 dozen NU fans.
I was pissed when I found out CU lost later in the night, but getting to watch them suffer through NW's last drive to end regulation and then the fumbled snap in OT helped take the sting off a little.
After many beers I couldn't help myself and ended up talking to one older gentleman that said he was a booster and had donated tons of money to the program. He was certain Frost is the right guy.
I was pissed when I found out CU lost later in the night, but getting to watch them suffer through NW's last drive to end regulation and then the fumbled snap in OT helped take the sting off a little.
After many beers I couldn't help myself and ended up talking to one older gentleman that said he was a booster and had donated tons of money to the program. He was certain Frost is the right guy.
SerenityBuff
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How many of them told you about being stabbed at Folsom?
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
I thought this story would be way better after the first paragraph.
I think Frost has a chance to make them "respectable" as in over .500 more often than not, but little more.
VCBuff - you missed the details that mattered, just like 85 pointed out, but I gave you a like anyway because of my imagination of what happened next.
You left us kind of like this:
And then you stabbed him?
Pushed him down some stairs then keyed his car.
Dude got lucky
Wasn’t in Longmont at the time.
lvbuff
Well-Known Member
Naw I pitied the fool.
Threw marshmallow filled nails at him and found his grandmother and tossed her down some stairs.
No, but he also didn't buy any meth so the fusker had to figure out another way to pay for gas.
Mb2658
Well-Known Member
Meh. With all of the low hanging fruit available to trash Nebraska over, I’ll give them a pass on this one. It’s not like they are boasting about white water rafting or class 5 rapids and then offering up tanking.
FlatironsBuff
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1, 0.VCBuff - you missed the details that mattered, just like 85 pointed out, but I gave you a like anyway because of my imagination of what happened next.
You left us kind of like this:
Corpse ****er.
Kansas City says not so fastMove over North Dakota, you no longer have the most unappealing tourism ad campaign.
I was always partial to the bumper sticker that read: Welcome to Colorado...now go home.
RuffBuff
Club Member
Reports are saying that parents are hopping mad and that the kids who ate the kangaroo did not have a g'day.
Don't knock it til you
Crickey!
Wallaby damned!
