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Official ****braska Hate Thread
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WarBuff
Club Member
With a bit of a spiral.
It’ll really spruce up the joint. I’d bend backwards to grasp one. I like a good plot twist.
ZandiBuff
Tired of having hope
I really kneed one for my living room. I hope it doesn't clash with the pile of my carpet.
RuffBuff
Club Member
Not that impressed with the Husker Spring Game. Martinez is touched patty cake before he threw his TD and the O-Line looked sloppy and fat. Still do not see elite UCF or Oregon speed anywhere on the field, is Frost sure he took the right job?
Saw the wide throws over and over which begs to ask how Tucker and Summers will position corners for that game? Seems like press man would be best, rather than the 10 yard cushions we gave last year!
Saw the wide throws over and over which begs to ask how Tucker and Summers will position corners for that game? Seems like press man would be best, rather than the 10 yard cushions we gave last year!
Mb2658
Well-Known Member
No one outside of the drooling red polyester horde ever is.
Of course he didn’t take the right job. Florida would have been the right job.
A good question on Martinez is the over/under on games played this year. I think it is very possible that in his college career he never plays a full schedule of games missing significant time due to leg injuries.
Bill McCartney won a NC and should have had another running the option but he saw the future and was responsible for creating it. As long as DEs and OLB were oriented towards stopping the Woody Hayes power running games the TB at QB concept would work.
Then you started to see teams recruit great athletes for those spots, guys with the quickness to match the option QB and with the size to punish the QB when they got there. With CU it was guys like Al Williams who was an excellent basketball player in HS and Ron Woolfork who was himself an option QB in HS in Detroit.
Now because of the RPOs and the spread formations teams are almost forced to find edge defenders who are quick enough to tackle a QB like Martinez in the open field. As he stretchs and twist trying to get loose or at least gain positive yardage his legs are going to be exposed to big strong guys who will grab him and twist him down. The injuries are inevitable.
FlatironsBuff
Well-Known Member
I got two lamps that need legs. Git r dun!
I said that totally when this went down! I think he could have turned Florida back into something pretty dangerous just with the Florida speed he could have had easily. There is no way that enough elite speed comes up to Stinkin Lincoln Nebraska rather than stay at the U or in the Swamp.
I think his ego is big enough that he thinks he can bring the Osborne era back to Lincoln. Early results say he overestimated his abilities.
CU sucks!
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Yes, the score of last year’s game.
c502cid
Well-Known Member
**** you Nub!
You left out:
1. Frost is a coward.
2. Frost got his ass handed to him when he was already deemed the messiah. Nothing has changed.
3. Martinez and his little fake slide is going to get him to another school.... the school of bartending.
You were right about points 9 and 10 though.
You have been around long enough to know that this thread is allsome. Go back to your half way house alternative school and get some smarts beat into you already.
You left out:
1. Frost is a coward.
2. Frost got his ass handed to him when he was already deemed the messiah. Nothing has changed.
3. Martinez and his little fake slide is going to get him to another school.... the school of bartending.
You were right about points 9 and 10 though.
You have been around long enough to know that this thread is allsome. Go back to your half way house alternative school and get some smarts beat into you already.
Scoreboard, and go **** yourself.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
You’re correct.
Mods: can we get G.B.* added as well and any other variations. Thanks.
Like the rest of the Nebraska believers he thinks that they are going to return to the times of glory.
They don't get that the era is over. Nebraska no longer can automatically expect to get their share of the best athletes in the nation to go to Lincoln. They can no longer expect to beat teams because of their work in the weight room and the training table (and the chemistry lab.)
Nebraska is no longer on the list of schools that the very top prospects dream of getting an offer from. They can no longer win recruiting battles by telling kids to "watch us win again on TV with the game the nation is watching. They aren't going to win 9-10 games a year just on talent like they did in the 90's and that isn't coming back.
First thing you’ve nailed since your cousin at last years reuinion.
FIFY!
Mb2658
Well-Known Member
Even autocorrect hates you.
True that.
I should have included:
12. The University of Nebraska is a remedial school for meth heads.
Sorry I missed that.
You haven't started yet? I've got a couple dozen in the garage, waiting for the summer heat to get them nice and ripe. It slightly degrades the rubber, too, so they break easier.This state got plenty of snow this winter...let's use excess snow towards making piss bombs:
BuffLuke80
Well-Known Member
I hope that's a green balloon and not a clear one.