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Official ****braska Hate Thread
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ChillyBuff
Well-Known Member
I was hoping the thread would be locked at 6236. But alas, kNebraska continues to think they're something special when everyone else just really wishes they were never in the room to start with.
You didn’t enjoy your HJ? Personally, I thought she displayed exceptional technique.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
Surveyor is a dude. I think.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Me too. But surveyor has to go and show how sensitive he was and try to ruin the fun because you know, he doesn’t care.
After that meltdown I’m not so sure.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
Oh now that he showed us that side of him this thread should stay open
...and let the hate flow indefinitely.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
He spent 208 pages trying to convince us he doesn’t care about CU. Then he spends an entire page trying to comment past an arbitrary number while screaming, “seeeee it doesn’t bother me!!!”
Steve821980
Well-Known Member
I like to think of him as a small waifish woman, abandoned by his people, yearning for acceptance somewhere. Then taking a piss balloon right to the face from a passing car as he contemplates his life and the decisions he's made.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
I pictured more this-fat dude who has had one too many of their ****ty meat pocket sandwiches.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
You're trying too hard now.
Steve821980
Well-Known Member
Pretty spot on I'm guessing...probably a lot more flies though
BuffLuke80
Well-Known Member
Let surveyor go tie his pecker to a tree, or bang his sister.
Is that what peckerwood means?
BuffLuke80
Well-Known Member
No, it isn't 
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WE SHOULD HAVE SHUT THIS DOWN, BUT I GUESS WE WILL JUST HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME AND PROVE IT AGAIN!!!
BuffLuke80
Well-Known Member
I'd put that video clip up, but I probably shouldnt. It would definitely work for CSU fans, probably Nebraska too, they don't discriminate, considering they are the best fans of all time.
This is how I picture that nub dip**** constantly stalking this thread:
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
We’ll just have to drop 70 on them and keep the thread going.
He's just experiencing that "Nebraska Relative Humidity"*
*Nebraska Relative Humidity" is the sweat dripping from his balls after he gets done banging his sister.
FlatironsBuff
Well-Known Member
Well played you big red ahole. Well played.
BuffLuke80
Well-Known Member
Sure, kick their ass and they'll shut up for a few days.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
Sure, kick their ass and they'll shut up for a few days.
Hopefully they'll go away after 9/7 and we can continue ripping them in peace!
BuffLuke80
Well-Known Member
Doubtful, but it's a good thought.
Mb2658
Well-Known Member
I view Surveyor as a fatter, stupider, red polyester-clad version of Farva.
In other news, Fusker strongman Sean Callahan claims that the Fusker D-line is going to be Clemson caliber.