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Official ****braska Hate Thread

whoop their inbred barnyard lovin' asses back into the stone age and move on. that's what i want out of game 2.

i love frost; he's like the jon embree of fusker football.

oh, and dear visiting fusker-****-****s, keep your fake sportsmanship and shove your fake classiness right up your hoo-haws until your tonsils hurt.

DIE.FUSKER.DIE
 
OUBuff said:
My hope is that frostie is able to make them just bowl eligible every year... run the boosters through the wringer of having to fire the savior with a winning record... but not Solich good
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After next week, **** them until 2023 lol.
 
GoldStampede said:
My big post from a couple pages back was pretty much a point-by-point recap of Umberto Eco's Common Features of Fascism, but I replaced the details with examples from nub culture.

Take that as you will.
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Living in Omaha all of my 39 years, your is accurate. I don’t get it, but I don’t get reasons for the way much of this state is operated...
 
I watched the game with in-laws. I was in pure delight. Yes, there are some good players on the corn, it’s just too bad that they play for Dan Frostkins. Frostkins post-game interview said it all...the look on his pin-eyed face showed that of confusion and no confidence in this team. The way that “2AM” played was uninspired for lack of anything else to say. Yes the defense showed out against a 3-9 team in the Sun Belt Conference...special teams?! Didn’t the return man muff a punt that lead to a score after the chance run back a few punts earlier?

Last but not least, not a warm body in the room that I was in agreed with Maurice “Joe Francis” Washington being in the game in any capacity - especially playing!
 
@HuskersRoll at least Cephus can put a TD on the board, amirite?
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Jello Bear said:
Um, I doubt they hold their ephemeral vaunted barely-top-25 slot when they showed out, at home, like dog**** (at home) versus a directional school that outgained them.

At. Home.
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C'mon- you know how this works. The voters desperately want to look prescient so they keep their preseason top 25 intact until they lose. They'll be in next week.
 
So I am laying in bed with my CU grad girlfriend discussing why you guys have so much hate for us. I then showed her the overall record between us over the years and she now understands. I promise you are heading nowhere under Tucker. Good luck.
 
huskerNdave said:
That’s all you’ve got. How sad
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Just reminding you of the day your program was ruined.
Now you are stuck with your own Dan hawkins. Maybe if you joined the Sun Belt, you might win the first conference title you have seen in your lifetime. That might be a little bit of a stretch though as both Troy and South Alabama kicked your ass.
 
GoldStampede said:
Why I hate the Nubs, and will always remain proudly anti-nub:
  1. Their cult of tradition. They believe that they are special "just because" they are Nebraska, and that the big red is special in and of itself.

  2. The rejection of modernism. Delusionally, they refuse to acknowledge that the world of college football has continued to function quite perfectly without their relevance, and many have blamed the team moving away from the triple option, or hiring a coach without any prior Nebraska ties, as the sole reason for their decline.

  3. The cult of action for action’s sake. Solich and Pelini were both competent coaches in many respects, and saw some degree of success in Lincoln, but like frustrated, petulant children, the corn fired them. They'll never have the critical capacity to imagine rebuilding their program step by step, instead opting for the impossibility of instant and complete success, and few of them realize that they actually can (and will) sink much lower.

  4. Disagreement is treason. After last season's game, in which I pointed out many poor coaching decisions on the part of Scott Frost to my otherwise reasonable nub friend, he told me that "anyone who questions Coach Frost isn't a real Husker fan." These rotund yokels from bovine america are obsessed with licking the boots of the savior, and exclude anyone who refuses to lend their tongues to the shining.

  5. Fear of difference. I've never seen Husker fans more terrified for the future than when the West Coast offense showed up in Lincoln, about ten years behind the rest of the college football landscape. And Bill Callahan's greatest sin? Being outside the nub family, prior to his hiring. Same with Mike Riley.

  6. Appeal to social frustration. They are proud they used to be called the Bugeaters. Need I say more? Okay, I will. they also sing songs to themselves to convince themselves that they actually like living in Nebraska. No one ACTUALLY likes living in Nebraska.

  7. The obsession with a plot. Remember when they were obsessed with the idea that Texas and the Big 12 south were out to get them? Or the conspiracy fueled by Scott Frost after their "qb's leg almost got ripped off" last year? Any fusker trouble is ALWAYS the result of something outside of ****braska itself; self-criticism is completely alien to these folks.

  8. The enemy is both strong and weak. By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, nub opponents are at the same time too strong and too weak. Countless times, nub fans have claimed CU and NU "do not share a real rivalry," that NU's real rival is Oklahoma, but then later say, in hushed voices that "Our games with CU are scary every year."

  9. Pascifism is trafficking with the enemy. Despite their supposed "greatest fans in college football" they'd rather put up a "Sal is dead" banner with a Dr. Seuss rhyme than ever show any actual respect for an opponent- even if the opponent is struggling with very real grief.

  10. Contempt for the weak. Every year, Nebraska seems to pad their schedules with blowout games against teams like Northwest South Central Louisiana School for the Blind. Their fans still pack the stadium and act as if they just toppled Alabama.


  11. All trust is put in the hero. Husker fans, like childish simpletons, believe Scott Frost is the chosen one. Their support of him is linked to a suicidal cult of death, in the diminishing returns of an ever-receding past that never really existed as they imagine it.


    Their hygiene also improves when you hit them with a really good piss balloon.
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GoldStampede is my new favorite poster.
 
huskerNdave said:
So I am laying in bed with my CU grad girlfriend discussing why you guys have so much hate for us. I then showed her the overall record between us over the years and she now understands. I promise you are heading nowhere under Tucker. Good luck.
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Last 11 games (covering almost 20 years) shows a near even split (5 wins vs 6 wins). Not exactly one sided. You may want to look a bit deeper if you want to understand the origin of the hate.
 
huskerNdave said:
So I am laying in bed with my CU grad girlfriend discussing why you guys have so much hate for us. I then showed her the overall record between us over the years and she now understands. I promise you are heading nowhere under Tucker. Good luck.
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Nebraska Football is just like the Ogallala Aquifer: (1) it’s all you have, (2) it’s gone, (3) you just don’t know it yet.
 
huskerNdave said:
So I am laying in bed with my CU grad girlfriend discussing why you guys have so much hate for us. I then showed her the overall record between us over the years and she now understands. I promise you are heading nowhere under Tucker. Good luck.
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huskerNdave said:
So I am laying in bed with my CU grad girlfriend discussing why you guys have so much hate for us. I then showed her the overall record between us over the years and she now understands. I promise you are heading nowhere under Tucker. Good luck.
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Not sure how your sister got into (much less graduated from) CU, but OK.

As always, thank you for your interest in Colorado Athletics!
 
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