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Official ****braska Hate Thread

I am concerned about how the red polyester fat farm animal ****ers are going to smell if it rains at folsom. do you suppose a pine scented car air freshener attached to them in a place where their rolls of fat won't allow them to either see or remove said pine fresh object would work?

amazon, i need 10 cases of pine scented car things. stat!
 
Liver said:
I am concerned about how the red polyester fat farm animal ****ers are going to smell if it rains at folsom. do you suppose a pine scented car air freshener attached to them in a place where their rolls of fat won't allow them to either see or remove said pine fresh object would work?

ALEXA, i need 10 cases of pine scented car things. stat!
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FIFY

Come on man it’s 2019, there’s a voice activated app for that.
 
Liver said:
I am concerned about how the red polyester fat farm animal ****ers are going to smell if it rains at folsom. do you suppose a pine scented car air freshener attached to them in a place where their rolls of fat won't allow them to either see or remove said pine fresh object would work?

amazon, i need 10 cases of pine scented car things. stat!
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This reminds me of that scene in Tommy Boy.
 
Buff fans, what is your most disconnected and indirect form of hating the color red that has manifested in your life? I think this could be fun. Here's some examples from my life:

I quit soccer as a kid because I got put on the team with red shirts.

I hate all other red teams, including the Chiefs, the red wings, the Diamondbacks, etc

I don't own any red shirts. I have a few burgundy shirts but that's as close as I go to red.

I'd love to hear other examples
 
clutch299 said:
Buff fans, what is your most disconnected and indirect form of hating the color red that has manifested in your life? I think this could be fun. Here's some examples from my life:

I quit soccer as a kid because I got put on the team with red shirts.

I hate all other red teams, including the Chiefs, the red wings, the Diamondbacks, etc

I don't own any red shirts. I have a few burgundy shirts but that's as close as I go to red.

I'd love to hear other examples
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I own red shirts, never really thought about it. But I was going to buy a new PS4 controller yesterday and the red one was $45, I paid $60 for the black one.
 
clutch299 said:
Buff fans, what is your most disconnected and indirect form of hating the color red that has manifested in your life? I think this could be fun. Here's some examples from my life:

I quit soccer as a kid because I got put on the team with red shirts.

I hate all other red teams, including the Chiefs, the red wings, the Diamondbacks, etc

I don't own any red shirts. I have a few burgundy shirts but that's as close as I go to red.

I'd love to hear other examples
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I make a point not to get sunburned. BOOM!
 
clutch299 said:
Buff fans, what is your most disconnected and indirect form of hating the color red that has manifested in your life? I think this could be fun. Here's some examples from my life:

I quit soccer as a kid because I got put on the team with red shirts.

I hate all other red teams, including the Chiefs, the red wings, the Diamondbacks, etc

I don't own any red shirts. I have a few burgundy shirts but that's as close as I go to red.

I'd love to hear other examples
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I hate red so much! I wear blue!
 
Mb2658 said:
Oh it’s beyond the sites. It’s all over talk radio in Lincoln and Omaha. One cretin Fusker Fan called in to proclaim that of course Washington should be allowed to play because he didn’t do anything wrong. The host, to his credit, said that he did commit a crime but then tried to explain it away by saying that “we can’t just abandon a kid with talent because he made a mistake.” Others regaled the audience with tales of X kid sending naked pictures to Y kid and how since nothing happened to them, nothing should happen to Washington.
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@manhattanbuf can back me on this, but Nebraska teenagers and their coaches ummm, "mismanaging" naked pictures was a problem in that state even before the era of smartphone cameras.
 
Liver said:
I am concerned about how the red polyester fat farm animal ****ers are going to smell if it rains at folsom. do you suppose a pine scented car air freshener attached to them in a place where their rolls of fat won't allow them to either see or remove said pine fresh object would work?

amazon, i need 10 cases of pine scented car things. stat!
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Clarice has a tip for you.
 
clutch299 said:
Buff fans, what is your most disconnected and indirect form of hating the color red that has manifested in your life? I think this could be fun. Here's some examples from my life:

I quit soccer as a kid because I got put on the team with red shirts.

I hate all other red teams, including the Chiefs, the red wings, the Diamondbacks, etc

I don't own any red shirts. I have a few burgundy shirts but that's as close as I go to red.

I'd love to hear other examples
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My daughter has a bath toy that's the alphabet. The letters get wet, they stick to the wall. The N is red and looks just like the fusker logo. I have always hated it. It's also gone missing this week.
 
Darth Snow said:
My daughter has a bath toy that's the alphabet. The letters get wet, they stick to the wall. The N is red and looks just like the fusker logo. I have always hated it. It's also gone missing this week.
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My daughter has alphabet fridge magnets with a fusker-looking red N. It either gets turned into a Z in weird font, or it is missing all year round. Another alphabet set she has is good, with a light blue N.
 
I actually like the color red. I won't let my dislike for an insignificant football team from a third tier university located in a state that has little to offer save for corn and piles of steaming manure change that. However out of respect red is banned this week.
 
My first memory of the red clad classy ****faces was at a bar/restaurant in Lincoln the night before the 1996 game. 9-year old me, with a friend and our dads, are just looking for some grub after a long drive out from Denver.

As we’re walking to our table, a behemoth woman of unknown age (can’t tell beneath the fat leathery skin), grabs the sleeve of my jersey and says, “Why are you wearing this ****?” What kind of slobby adult grabs a child? Well, nubs I guess. Wish I could say I went at that bitch like a spider monkey, but I did not. It did kick the hate and rage up a few notches.

These ****ing losers ain’t classy. I’d actually prefer they act that way, the way they truly are, than the faux “nice”, asking if we’re being treated well. No, we’re not, and that’s fine. **** you and **** being nice.
 
RollTad21 said:
And we won't just be targeting cars!
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