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Official ****braska Hate Thread
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Not to mention program trajectory. Compare the changes in the programs year over year, compare the recruiting momentum.
New coach didn't matter, Nebraska is the same Nebraska it has been for multiple years. Colorado improved by 3 wins and has the attention of recruits nationwide.
How much would they have to pay you to spend 4 years in Lincoln in that program?
They are probably a 2.5x factor on every guy
Flat_Iron_Rising
Homebrew & Prime Time = HEAVEN
At the very least they can stack up those digital natties.
At the very least they can stack up those digital natties.
You meant moral natties?
SeanMSan
Well-Known Member
FIFY
this is tasty.
deadspin.com
Matt Rhule waxes moronically during Nebraska’s year-end news conference
A portal QB cost $1-$2 million? Well, how much is a new coach?
deadspin.com
A bus full of Nebraska football fans and one CU fan drives off a cliff.
It explodes on impact and everyone on board dies a fiery death.
Upon their arrival in Heaven, God says, listen, since you guys died such horrible deaths, I'm going to grant you one last wish before you get into Heaven.
The first person in line is a Nebraska fan. He says, "God, before I leave earth for good, I want to spend one more day, a glorious autumn Saturday in Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, watching my beloved Cornhuskers play."
God says, "Done", and the man disappears. The next person in line is also a Nebraska fan, and he says, "Please, let me have the same wish."
At this point all of the Nebraska fans are excited as they want to go to one last Nebraska game.
The CU fan is in the middle of the line. He gets a smile on his face, then turns to all the other people behind him and says, "I think you guys all know what you want, why don't you go ahead of me and I'm going to think a little more". So he goes to the end of the line.
Finally, all the Nebraska fans have gone and it's just the CU fan and God. God says to him, "What is your wish then?"
The CU fan says, "Make sure Nebraska loses."
It explodes on impact and everyone on board dies a fiery death.
Upon their arrival in Heaven, God says, listen, since you guys died such horrible deaths, I'm going to grant you one last wish before you get into Heaven.
The first person in line is a Nebraska fan. He says, "God, before I leave earth for good, I want to spend one more day, a glorious autumn Saturday in Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, watching my beloved Cornhuskers play."
God says, "Done", and the man disappears. The next person in line is also a Nebraska fan, and he says, "Please, let me have the same wish."
At this point all of the Nebraska fans are excited as they want to go to one last Nebraska game.
The CU fan is in the middle of the line. He gets a smile on his face, then turns to all the other people behind him and says, "I think you guys all know what you want, why don't you go ahead of me and I'm going to think a little more". So he goes to the end of the line.
Finally, all the Nebraska fans have gone and it's just the CU fan and God. God says to him, "What is your wish then?"
The CU fan says, "Make sure Nebraska loses."
Waste of a wish, that was going to happen anyways.
......it definitely begs the question
if by "begs the question" you actually mean "raises the question", then yes
He confused it with the 69'ers
Which raises the question if any Fusker would understand this comic?
a few laughing emojis making me think I'm missing something....
- SF doesn't have the biggest o-line, not by far (this is where my head went initially)
- if racism was supposed to be implied, SF actually has one of the whiter starting o-lines in the NFL
I'll leave it to the english majors to explain "begs the question."
All I was trying to say about your comment was 'that is exactly what I thought." The Nub fan was very specific! I mean why not the Steelers? Why not a defensive lineman? Why football at all? Why not just a real porn star? It makes you think that he as some sort of fetish for the 49ers
"why football?" -- I figured because he was on a football board his mind was on that subject.I'll leave it to the english majors to explain "begs the question."
All I was trying to say about your comment was 'that is exactly what I thought." The Nub fan was very specific! I mean why not the Steelers? Why not a defensive lineman? Why football at all? Why not just a real porn star? It makes you think that he as some sort of fetish for the 49ers
but referencing the 49'ers seems "oddly specific"
I believe people were probably laughing at your willingness to miss the joke at the expense of a trifling detail.
I doubt there is anything specific about the 49'ers.
But I find the joke a lot funnier if there is a specific team designated than if it was just "an NFL football team's offensive line". So you've got to give it a name.
It would have been goddamned hilarious if it was "the 1995 Cleveland Browns offensive line" or some such uber-specific thing.
Really? This is my favorite part!
My guess is that it was a rip off of the Arizona Cardinals line in “The Breakup”. He didn’t want to rip it off completely so he randomly chose the Niners.I'll leave it to the english majors to explain "begs the question."
All I was trying to say about your comment was 'that is exactly what I thought." The Nub fan was very specific! I mean why not the Steelers? Why not a defensive lineman? Why football at all? Why not just a real porn star? It makes you think that he as some sort of fetish for the 49ers
SeanMSan
Well-Known Member
If they die, then they die…