You coming golfing on Friday?
My buddy and I will be at the Quarry golf course around 11:30.
My talent with golf is drinking and driving the golf cart. That's all.
Is there a pregame tomorrow?
You coming golfing on Friday?
My buddy and I will be at the Quarry golf course around 11:30.
most golfers cannot claim differentMy talent with golf is drinking and driving the golf cart. That's all.
Is there a pregame tomorrow?
most golfers cannot claim different
Where's that? I'm crashing on somebody's couch and I'm waiting for him to arrive. I know him from the internet, so it should be cool.Anyone at the Esquire? Gonna be there for a while.
Why are we not on UKJRVision?Where's that? I'm crashing on somebody's couch and I'm waiting for him to arrive. I know him from the internet, so it should be cool.
Let's get this party started!Why are we not on UKJRVision?
Commerce and St Mary's. Also I plan on bidding on your stolen kidney on eBay.Where's that? I'm crashing on somebody's couch and I'm waiting for him to arrive. I know him from the internet, so it should be cool.
Not acceptable. He needs to be on his best behavior this weekend or his girlfriend will kill meWhy are we not on UKJRVision?
Oh, hey, internet friend!Not acceptable. He needs to be on his best behavior this weekend or his girlfriend will kill me
I could post a pic of a fat midget. Same thing really.Why are we not on UKJRVision?
BP does not approve.I could post a pic of a fat midget. Same thing really.
I'm a mile away. Can I wear shorts in there (dress code)? It's ****ing hot!I could post a pic of a fat midget. Same thing really.
WhatevsI'm a mile away. Can I wear shorts in there (dress code)? It's ****ing hot!
Whatevs
Pics or gtfo!Whatevs
Waddle the **** down there!I'm a mile away. Can I wear shorts in there (dress code)? It's ****ing hot!
Commerce and St Mary's. Also I plan on bidding on your stolen kidney on eBay.
Than what?Are midget kidneys more or less valuable?
I can sell you unicorn spooge.Regular kidneys, of course.
Unless they're considered to have some kind of medicinal qualities on the Asian black market, like rhino horns, tiger penises, and unicorn spooge.