Poor Clark Evans...

[somebody]

Clark Evans makes Clark Kent look like a pussy

Clark Kent intentionally looks like a pussy. :wtf:

 

[buff4bcs1985]

Clark Evans... the mere mention of the name causes every woman in a ten mile radius to simultaneously orgasm

 

[prime teets]

clark evans lost his virginity before his father

 

[rodrigo]

Kid's a folk hero and he hasn't even stepped foot on campus! Someone should make t-shirts...

 

[prime teets]

clark evans grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

 

[4DemBuffs]

the planes clark evans rides on never land with a crosswind. the wind would never dare get cross with clark.

 

[96 Buff]

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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[4DemBuffs]

^
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

**** you.

 

[buff4bcs1985]

clark evans once took a **** the **** was named tim tebow

 

[DeNiro]

When Clark Evans does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

[AlferdJasper]

Don't get technical when I am still half-asleep. If we worried about things that didn't completely make sense this forum would have about six post a day.

rep. :thumbsup:

this thread is full of Clark Evans win.

 

[Sexton Hardcastle]

If Clark Evans were a calendar, every month would be named Clarktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

 

[FlatironsBuff]

Clark Evans eats steel and ****s out bullets.

FIFY:smile2:

 

[FlatironsBuff]

the planes clark evans rides on never land with a crosswind. the wind would never dare get cross with clark.

eh.....is that pilot humour??:boring::brick:

 

[DeNiro]

eh.....is that pilot humour??:boring::brick:

It's Clark Evans humor... Clark Evans is the new Chuck Norris, go to this link and you will see what I mean....

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[sackman]

It's Clark Evans humor... Clark Evans is the new Chuck Norris, go to this link and you will see what I mean....

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Clark Evans is so beyond Chuck Norris. When Clark Evans and Chuck Norris have Thanksgiving Dinner, Chuck Norris has to sit at the kids table.

 

[DeNiro]

When Clark Evans wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

opcorn:

 

[SCB]

I heard Clark Evans tears cure cancer. Except he has never cried. :thumbsup:

 

[AlferdJasper]

Clark Evans can cook a 3-minute egg in 15 seconds.

 

[Darian3Hagan]

Clark Evans wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[Darian3Hagan]

Clark Evans once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

 

[AlferdJasper]

Clark Evans is so talented, he lives vicariously through himself.

 

[buffsyko]

Clark evans is so good, even sykobuff is hyping him........................:wow:

 

[buff4bcs1985]

Clark evans is so good, even sykobuff is hyping him........................:wow:

wow!!!:wow::wow::wow::wow:

 

[AlferdJasper]

When Clark Evans looks in the mirror, it says "thank you."

 

[Deleted member 807]

Nostradamus and the Aztec calendar predicted Clark Evans would save the world in 2012.

 

[AlferdJasper]

Nostradamus and the Aztec calendar predicted Clark Evans would save the world in 2012.

Clark Evans was Nostradamus's mentor.

 

[DeNiro]

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Clark Evans and three seven year old girls. Clark Evans won with a play action fake to himself, heaved the ball 80 yards and scored the winning touchdown catching the ball alone in the endzone.

 

[AlferdJasper]

Clark Evans has been nominated for the California All-Star team which will be announced next month.

oh, wait.

that's for real.

:smile2:

Colorado-bound quarterback Clark Evans of Los Alamitos ... among the North nominees for the 50th Brea Lions Orange County North-South Prep All-Star Football Game in July.

... John Barnes of Los Alamitos will coach the North. The rosters for the July 10 game at Orange Coast College will be announced in the coming weeks.

 

[somebody]

Clark Evans is so talented, he lives vicariously through himself.

:lol:

Clark Evans is the most interesting person in the world!