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Predictions for RMS

leftybuff said:
Truth. Over the next couple of weeks, a good portion of the tens of goat fans will find their way over, talk weak semi-literate goat smack coupled with a delusional view of CFB, then watch their beloved ewes get smacked down, and then disappear.
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It's going to take an investigation from the FBI, the CIA, and Interpol to find Gasm and his buddies after they go 0-2 with an embarrassing loss in their super bowl game followed by another loss to an FCS school. That FCS school not only has a better team than CSU but also will beat them down with the smacktalk. Sheepnation is going to be like crickets in an echochamber that week.
 
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
 
OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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And yet he lists CSU as one of our wins...
 
OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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You are truly a dumbass. You post some smack from cigar aficionado and point out that CU sucks, but ignore the point that beating lamb is how CU will match it's win total from 2011.


If we suck so bad and cigar aficionado expects us to beat CSU, what could they possibly think about your craptastic program?
 
GoBuffs08 said:
You are truly a dumbass. You post some smack from cigar aficionado and point out that CU sucks, but ignore the point that beating lamb is how CU will match it's win total from 2011.


If we suck so bad and cigar aficionado expects us to beat CSU, what could they possibly think about your craptastic program?
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um, I think he's saying that they aren't even a BCS team.
 
OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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You do realize, while calling us a bad team, they did say you would be one of the teams we beat. We may be bad, and most on this board will tell you we are not going to set the world on fire this year, but they called you worse.
 
Are fans of teams that can't sell 5k season tickets even allowed to *attempt* smack (I think this goat thinks he's talking smack)?? I could swear that's against the rules
 
MtnBuff said:
Be carefull using that word. Since he doesn't get any just hearing it gets him excited and he keeps coming back for more.
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OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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Others have pointed it out, but I have to thank you for the much needed laugh on an otherwise boring day...the irony of goat smack. Keep it up, you may be able unseat aTm in the illogical argument dept.
 
OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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Fun with bold.

Look. "CSU invite to BCS says icon."

Cigaraficionado are the world wide leader in subliminal sports messaging. Nothing gets past those guys.
 
OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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Look, everybody has already piled on, with this fantastic submission from 'Gasm. But it bears more piling-on, in my opinion.

'Gasm likes to say "lol Fluff fans think they're this and that..."

But the message has been pretty consistent from the fanbase on this board on a variety of threads:

"We've been a bad team, and we're going to be a bad team this season. But no matter how bad we are, we still think we'll beat CSU."

'Gasm likes to call us stupid, and say we can't read. He calls us delusional. He posts excerpts from Phil Steele that have little bearing on overall talent levels in his feeble attempts to make arguments.

But at the end of the day, he posted an article that essentially says:

"CU has been a bad team, and they're going to be a bad team this season. But no matter how bad they are, we still think they'll beat CSU."

Christ 'Gasm, you might possibly be the dumbest fan that has ever graced another fan's board. Except for maybe those group of Baylor fans that stopped by to tell us how important Buddy Jones is, and therefore he's allowed to lie, and we shouldn't have a problem with that. No wait. I think posting a link that supports your opponet's argument is even dumber.

You're a gem, 'Gasm. Never leave.
 
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Rumblings on Ramnation that the injury to Nwoke is more severe than expected, and he could miss the game against us
 
dio said:
Rumblings on Ramnation that the injury to Nwoke is more severe than expected, and he could miss the game against us
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It doesn't matter. It has been made clear to me that even with Nwoke out, another RB injured, and Jones + Brown gone... whoever was the 5th string RB is still better than the CU starter and has a lot more game experience. Their talent level is just that good.
 
OMFGasm said:
You guys are really grasping for straws. If he is still riding the bike then he is ok.

You don't have a point until they say he can't or won't play
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If he can ride a bike, he can surely play. Using this logic, PRich is gonna be rocking the bells against your ****hole community college.
 
Buffnik said:
It doesn't matter. It has been made clear to me that even with Nwoke out, another RB injured, and Jones + Brown gone... whoever was the 5th string RB is still better than the CU starter and has a lot more game experience. Their talent level is just that good.
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C'mon Nik, you know Embo would give BOTH nuts for their 5th string RB. We're ****ed. 'Nuff said.
 
dio said:
Rumblings on Ramnation that the injury to Nwoke is more severe than expected, and he could miss the game against us
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Bummer, if true. I always like to see both teams put their best talent on the field. At the end of the day, I'm as much a fan of college football as I am of The Buffs. Well, almost, anyway...

Mods. Win or lose on September first, could we lock this baby and put in classics? Few threads in my brief tenure on Allbuffs have brought me more pleasure.
 
OMFGasm said:
1. Colorado – Remember when Colorado was a mighty football program that threatened to be a championship contender? Neither do we. A program on its way down when coach Dan Hawkins took over five years ago is even more toxic now. Colorado alum Jon Embree inherits a program in meltdown since moving to the PAC-12. He may need to check Craigslist to find some skill players as his team lost every starter at an offensive skill position from last year. Even the one promising returning starter, wide receiver Paul Richardson, blew out his knee in spring practice and will miss the season. The news isn’t any better on defense, as the Buffaloes got stampeded for 37 points per game. The plan at cornerback looks to be to rotate freshmen in there who hopefully won’t get tired chasing receivers to the end zone. Colorado State, Sacramento State and Fresno State may allow Colorado to match their three win total last year, but once they get to the conference schedule, only the Department of the Interior can save these Buffaloes from getting slaughtered. If the American Indians were to give Colorado’s opponents an Indian name, it would be “Dances in End Zone.”

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/16642/p/2

CU ranked the worst BCS team in the nation lmao.
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Duff Man said:
Since I'm just a dumb Buff fan, could you explain to me what constitutes a light ankle sprain?
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That's what I thought... maybe he misheard "High" Ankle Sprain? If so, that sucks; I remember when Purify had one of those his senior year and he never really ran right the whole year. If so, it's a shame because I'd like them not to have any excuses after they get mudholed.
 
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