I sometimes time myself when I pee, if I think it's going to be a good one. I genuinely believe I've surpassed the two-minute mark at least twice in my life, and frankly I don't think it was even close (but failed to time either, dammit). Anyway, I'm not sure what that has to do with this thread or even your statement.
Oh, I do have one question: Was your wife in the shower with you?
If she was, then I'd be moving my things to the LaQuinta around the corner. Fortunately, I'm at work. Mrs. HouBuff wouldn't tolerate that.