DexBuffsteen
Well-Known Member
CU's path to victory:
We'll deploy non Bear proof dumpsters near the Cal hotel. They will be filled with cheap hippie hookers, good Boulder beer and weed. Being curious bears, the entire Cal team will get trapped inside the dumpsters. The Colo DOW will then tranquilize and tag the entire team and "relocate" them to a backyard in Kremmling. Cal will have to suit up the trainers, mascot, and the chubbier cheerleaders to play the game. CU still gives up 324 yards on the ground but we win a shoot out 45-42.
We'll deploy non Bear proof dumpsters near the Cal hotel. They will be filled with cheap hippie hookers, good Boulder beer and weed. Being curious bears, the entire Cal team will get trapped inside the dumpsters. The Colo DOW will then tranquilize and tag the entire team and "relocate" them to a backyard in Kremmling. Cal will have to suit up the trainers, mascot, and the chubbier cheerleaders to play the game. CU still gives up 324 yards on the ground but we win a shoot out 45-42.