make sure you get to boulder the night before. start off at boulder creek for the virgin sacrifice ceremony at midnight. ... unless you are in fact virgins, then maybe skip that event. ask any wiccan or satanist where the sacrifice will occur. you will know them when you see them.
after the ceremony ends, if you are still among the living, walk over to pearl street and find the first person with rasta hair that you see. buy their drugs. branch out. don't just go for the ganja. tell them u want the evening to be super special.
the next morning, if you are still alive, pre-game at any of the 4 zillion bars that open first thing in the am. don't eat any food quite yet. it will **** up the high. don't limit yourselves to beer. take those whiskey-backs every time.
by kickoff, if you are still alive, wander to folsom, drink and smoke and snort and swallow every substance offered to you on the way in. if you are still alive, at the half, eat something.
avoid drinking, smoking, inhaling, snorting, or swallowing any further substances until the 4th quarter. then carry on.
after the game, if you are still alive, walk to pearl street and find some more food. debauch yourselves in every possible way.
if by midnight you are still alive, hit the game day satanic mass. ask any wiccan or satanist on the street and they will give you directions. whatever you do, don't put anything into your body at the ceremony.
if you are still alive after, go back to your motel and try to sleep. if you find yourselves naked, robbed, and chained to the bed, wait for the housekeeper. they will eventually free you.
if you do not require medical attention and are still somehow alive, find your way back to texas. i promise it will be a memorable experience.
after the ceremony ends, if you are still among the living, walk over to pearl street and find the first person with rasta hair that you see. buy their drugs. branch out. don't just go for the ganja. tell them u want the evening to be super special.
the next morning, if you are still alive, pre-game at any of the 4 zillion bars that open first thing in the am. don't eat any food quite yet. it will **** up the high. don't limit yourselves to beer. take those whiskey-backs every time.
by kickoff, if you are still alive, wander to folsom, drink and smoke and snort and swallow every substance offered to you on the way in. if you are still alive, at the half, eat something.
avoid drinking, smoking, inhaling, snorting, or swallowing any further substances until the 4th quarter. then carry on.
after the game, if you are still alive, walk to pearl street and find some more food. debauch yourselves in every possible way.
if by midnight you are still alive, hit the game day satanic mass. ask any wiccan or satanist on the street and they will give you directions. whatever you do, don't put anything into your body at the ceremony.
if you are still alive after, go back to your motel and try to sleep. if you find yourselves naked, robbed, and chained to the bed, wait for the housekeeper. they will eventually free you.
if you do not require medical attention and are still somehow alive, find your way back to texas. i promise it will be a memorable experience.
